You might have a redneck yard if...
You can barely see the toilets because the grass is so high
Every major household appliance is represented in your landscaping decor
Several cars that will never again run are displayed on blocks
Numerous tires scattered throughout yard, that don't match any of above
Numerous car parts scattered throughout yard, that don't match above cars
Three words: Silver Streak Trailer
Pile of empty liquor/beer containers that rivals the Matterhorn in height
Random piles of metal parts of unknown origin that do not match said
appliances or cars
Plastic flowers that spin when it's windy and/or plastic flamingos add
that extra touch of class
Above-mentioned valuable items are guarded by: underfed hound dogs and/or
overfed wife & her shotgun.