Top Ten Elf Pick Up Lines
1. "I'm down here"
2. "Just because I've got bells on my shoes doesn't mean I'm a sissy."
3. "I was once a lawn ornament for John Bon Jovi. Want to meet him?"
4. "I can get you off Santa's naughty list."
5. "I have certain needs that can't be satisfied by working on toys."
6. "I'm a magical being. Can I try to make your top and bra disappear?"
7. "No, no. I don't bake cookies. You're thinking of those dorks over at Keebler."
8. "Get an eyedropper of tequila in me and I turn into a wild man."
9. "You'd look great in a Raggedy Ann wig."
10. "I can eat my weight in cocktail wieners"