A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One
day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her
house, where they made passionate love all afternoon.
Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, awaking around
eight p.m. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman
to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and
Mystified, she nonetheless complied. He slipped into his shoes
and drove home.
"Where have you been?"demanded his wife when he entered
"Darling", replied the man, "I can't lie to you. I've been having
an affair with my secretary and we've been having sex all
afternoon. I fell asleep and didn't wake up until eight o'clock."
The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You lying
bastard! You've been playing golf!"