It was a hot day in Minnesota. Helga hung the wash out to dry, put a
roast in the oven, then went downtown to pick up some dry cleaning.
"Gootness, it's hot," she mused to herself as she walked down Main
She passed by a tavern and thought, "Vy nodt?" so she walked in and
Took a seat at the bar. The bartender came up and asked her what she
would like to drink.
"Ya know," Helga said, "it is zo hot I tink I'll have myself zome cold
The bartender asked, "Anheuser Busch?"
Helga blushed and replied "Vell fine, tanks, und how's yer pecker?"