An annoyingly self-righteous teacher went to the doctor for a check-up. He
said, "I feel terrible. Please examine me and tell me what's wrong with
"Let's begin with a few questions," said the doctor, "Do you drink much?"
"Alcohol?" said the teacher. "I'm a teetotaler. Never touch a drop."
"How about smoking?" asked the doctor.
"Never," replied the teacher. "Tobacco is
bad and I have strong principles against it."
"Well, uh," asked the doctor, "do you have much sex life?"
"Oh, no," said the teacher. "Sex is sin. I'm in bed by 10:30 every
night....always have been."
The doctor paused, looked at the teacher hard, and asked, "Well, do you
Have pains in your head?"
"Yes," said the teacher. "I have terrible pains in my
"O.K.," said the doctor. "That's your trouble. Your halo is on too