WOMEN RULE :)
If you're a woman, there is a 10 in 10 chance this will make you laugh...
POINTS TO PONDER:
Why are married women heavier than single women?
Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
Q: How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to
do the dishes?
A:Both of them.
Q: How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
A: He buys two cases of beer.
Q: Why are blonde jokes so short?
A: So men can remember them.
Q: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A: We don't know; it has never happened.
Q: Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good
A: They all already have boyfriends.
Q: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A: A widow.
Q: When do you care for a man's company?
A: When he owns it.
Q: How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
A: Put the remote control between his toes
Q: What did God say after creating Adam?
A: "I MUST be able to do better than that!"
Q: What did God say after creating Eve?
A: "No need to mess with Perfection."
Q: How are men and parking spots alike?
A: Good ones are always taken. Free ones are mostly handicapped.
Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."
To all you women out there...pass it on and let each of us share a good