Blondes On Top
 
 Two bowling teams, one of all blondes and one of all brunettes,
 charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in
 Atlantic City.
 
 The brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus. The blonde team
 rides on the top level. The brunette team down below is having a
 great time, when one of them realizes she doesn't hear anything
 from the blondes upstairs.
 
 She decides to go up and investigate. When the Brunette reaches
 the top, she finds all the Blondes frozen in fear, staring
 straight ahead at the road, and clutching the seats in front of
 them with white knuckles.
 
 She says, "What the heck's goin' on up here? We're havin' a grand
 time downstairs!"
 
 One of the blondes looks up and says, "Yeah, but you've got a
 driver!"