TOP 11 REASONS TO GO TO WORK NAKED
1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your butt in here by
2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on
3. Inventive way to finally meet that hunk in the Human
4. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."
5. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down
6. You want to see if it's like the dream.
7. So that-with a little help from Muzak-- you can add "Exotic
Dancer" to your exaggerated resume.
8. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you
9. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work
10. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
11. No one steals your chair.