Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she
slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she
was napping, "Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?"
When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the
chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "God
Almighty!" shouted Mary, and the teacher said, "Very good," and
Mary fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, "Who is our Lord and Savior,"
but Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came
to the rescue, and stuck her again. "Jesus Christ!" shouted Mary, and
the teacher said, "Very good," and Mary fell back asleep.
Then the teacher asked Mary a third question. "What did Eve say to
Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny
jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, "If
you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"