Introduction to Chinese

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Ai Bang Mai Ne--------------I bumped into the coffee table
Ar U Wun Tu-----------------A gay liberation greeting
Chin Tu Fat-----------------You need a face lift
Dum Gai---------------------A stupid person
Gun Pao Der-----------------An ancient Chinese invention
Hu Flung Dung---------------Which one of you fertilized the field?
Hu Yu Hai Ding--------------We have reason to believe you are harboring
a fugutive
Jan Ne Ka Sun---------------A former late night talk show host
Kum Hia---------------------Approach me
Lao Ze Sho------------------Gilligan's Island
Lao Zi----------------------Not very good
Lin Ching-------------------An illegal execution
Moon Lan Ding---------------A great achievement of the American space
program
Ne Ahn----------------------A lighting fixture used in advertising signs
Shai Gai--------------------A bashful person
Tai Ne Bae Be---------------A premature infant
Tai Ne Po Ne----------------A small horse
Ten Ding Ba-----------------Serving drinks to people
Wan Bum Lung----------------A person with T.B.
Yu Mai Te Tan---------------Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with you
Wa Shing Kah----------------Cleaning an automobile
Wai So Dim------------------Are you trying to save electricity?
Wai U Shao Ting-------------There is no reason to raise your voice