## The Mathematics Of Relationships

"The Mathematics Of Relationships"

They integrated from the very point of origin. Her curves were
continuous, and even though he was odd, he was a real number. They both
wanted to get skewed. The day their lines first intersected, they
became an ordered pair. From then on it was a continuous function. They
were both in their prime, so in next to no time they were horizontal and
parallel. She was awed by the magnitude of his perpendicular line, and
he was amazed by her conical projections. "Bisect my angle!" she
postulated each time she reached her local maximum. They had many
simultaneous solutions. He taught her the chain rule as she implicitly
defined the amplitude of his simple harmonic motion. They underwent
multiple rotations of their axes, until at last they reached the vertex,
the critical point, their finite limit.

After that they slept like logs. Later she found him taking a
right-handed limit, that was a problem, it was improper form. He
meanwhile had realized that she was irrational, not to mention square. It
seemed as though she was from another dimension. Things just weren't