~~~Public Bathroom Fun~~~
~Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I
borrow a highlighter?"
~Say, "Uh Oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that"
~Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily
~Say. "Damn, this water's cold."
~Drop a marble and say, "Oh Shit! My Glass Eye!"
~Say, "Hmmmm, I've never seen that color before."
~Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the
toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh Relaxingly.
~Say, "Now how did that get there?"
~Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
~Fill up a squirt bottle with mountain Dew. Squirt it erractically under the stall
walls of your neightbors while yelling...."Whoa! Easy Boy!"
~Say, "Interesting....more floaters than sinkers."
~Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and
drop the wad under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could
you kick that back over here please?"
~Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't Fall asleep on me."
~Fill a balloon with creamed corn. Rush into the stall with your hand over your
mouth and let out a lengthy vomit impression while you squeeze the balloon and
splatter cream corn all about. Apologize profusely and blame it on the fettuccine
alfredo you had for breakfast.
~Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot."
~Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I
~Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
~Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down you "Cross-Dressers
Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall
~Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, adjust it so you can see your
neighbor and say. "Peek-a-boo!"
~Drop a D-Cup Bra on the floor under that stall wall and sing "Born Free"