One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel
way to motivate her class. She told them that she
would read a quote and the first student to correctly
identify who said it would receive the rest of the
She started with "This was England's finest hour."
Little Suzy instantly jumped up and said, " Winston
"Congratulations," said the teacher "you may go
The teacher then said, "Ask not what your country can
do for you."
Before she could finish this quote, another young
lady belts out, "John F. Kennedy".
"Very good" says the teacher, "you may go."
Irritated that he has missed two golden
opportunities, Little Johnny said, "I wish those
girls would just shut up."
Upon overhearing this comment, the outraged teacher
demanded to know who said it. Johnny instantly rose
to his feet and said, "Bill Clinton. I'll see you