THINGS TO SAY AT THANKSGIVING
Reach in and grab the giblets.
Whew, that's one terrific spread!
I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
Tying the legs together will keep the insides moist.
Talk about a huge breast!
"and he forced his way into the end zone..."
She's 5000 pounds fully inflated
and it takes 15 men to hold her down.
It's Cool Whip time!!!!
If I don't unbuckle my pants, I'm going to burst!
It must be broken,
cause when I push on the tip, nothing squirts out!