This Man is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching.
A room-temperature IQ.
A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on.
A gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus
A prime candidate for natural deselection.
Bright as Alaska in December.
Donated his brain to science before he was done using it.
If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate.
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled.
Takes him and hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.
Was left on the Tilt-A-Whirl a bit too long as a baby.
Men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.