What Guys Names Mean
Aaron's- are sexy and have the best name
Adam's- are full of themselves
Alex's- are cute and short but very open
Alan's- are cute but kinda mean; flirtatious
Andy's- are nice and sweet
Andrew's- two faced and conseded
Anthony's - are freaks in control
Ben's- are funny and smart
Bob's- are quiet and unpopular
Brad's- think everyone likes them... but they don't; cute and adorable
Brandon's- are good looking but use girls
Brendan's- are quiet and sweet
Brett's- world wide hotties and really sensative
Brian's- are sweet and perfect
Bryan's- are sexy, but stupid
Bryce's- are sweet hearts even though they're annoying at times
Cameron's- think they're funny...they're not
Carlos's- are cute and funny, but a little perverted
Chad's- are cute and studly but too full of themselves
Chris's- have great bodies and have lots of different friends
Clark's- are hilarious and always in trouble
Cory's- are funny but ugly
Craig's- try to fit in
Dan's- are quiet but funny
Danny's- are loud and funny
David's- hotties and work out alot
Dennis- sneeky scum who think they themselves LIVE the "Thug
Life"!
Derek's- have great mommies
Devon's- appear to have emotional problems, but are sweet once you
get to know them.
Dillian's- are cute funny smart and "rambunctious"
Dominic's- are hilarious and will do anything
Don's- dickheads
Dougs- have greasy faces; and they nag you like your bitchy
grandmother!
Drew's- are bad ass losers
Eddie's- want too many chicks they'll never get cuz they're
assholes...(LOL RIGHT ON!)
Eric's-shy and backward
Erik's-are funny and treat girls how they want to be treated
Evan's- are a little slow but sweet, sexy, and every other good thing in
this forward
Frank's- are "different"; and "piss yourself" funny.
Gary's- are ugly drug addicts
Greg's- are really sweet and feel sorry for themselves but they
shouldnt....short and anal.
Ilan's- really popular but think all the girls want him
Jakes- are whiteboys that need a race check
Jason's- some are obnoctious and others are extremly sweet...assholes
Jeff's- are really cute, but know it! we all know how they act when they
know it!
Jerehme's- are annoying, stupid, mice
Jeremy's- are loud and think they're all that
Jermaine's- are ugly and make girls puke
Jesse's- are popular and need to move on
James- are sweet kind and always laughing
Jack's- stupid but hot
Jimmy's- are sweet but users
Joe's- are kind of hot but very sweet
Jon's- kinda quiet at first but addictive, and sexy in that appealing kinda
way!
John's- are built and sexy
Jordan's- are jerks and dump people for no reason
Jose's- are hot chulos
Josh's-OH MY GOD THEY ARE SOO HOT AND ARE GOOD AT
ALL SPORTS!
Junior's- arr hotties and are totally good at football
Justin- annoying but lovable
Kevin's- can never get a girlfriend
Keith's- are good people to talk to when you have a problem
Kurt's- can kick anyone's ass
Kurk's- make great dads
Kyle's- are hornballs
Larry's-cute but are wannabe players with big asses; sweet hunky
gentlemen that will do anything to help the least of their fellow
humanswith a smile, asking nothing in return.
Lorenzo's- are fine and dress good
Luke's- seem to be sweet
Mark's- wished girls liked them
Matt's- the perfect guy, sweet and goodlooking, BUT MATT
KOERNER is an ass!!
Mike's- are very good looking and they'll do anything for a girl which
is totally sweet
Nathan's- are stupid, but cute as hell
Nick's- are funny and good listeners
Norman's- are utterly and completely geeks
Pat's- r cute funny and really nice; hornbags
Pete's- are cuties but very shy
Phil's- r really cute,funny,nice,and caring.
Quints- are little sweethearts that will love u to death
Rob's- tall and hot; manipulative at times.
Rodney's- sexy, sweet, and tall
Ross's- total losers and computer geniouses; artistic and sexy in their
own ways.
Ryan's- sexy but short bodies and get teased alot for something or
another
Sam's- are wannabe sex machines; ugly tight-floodpant-jeans wearin
pricks
Scott's- have serious disabilities
Sean's- are sweet hearts that make great first crushes
Seth's- are so sweet to other people but traiters
Shane's- are cute, but foolish
Steve's- are popular and funny; assholes that use girls, guys and
anything else they can get their sticky fingers on!
Tim's- are hot but a bit weird
Travis's- are fat and horny
Trevor's- are sweet and funny but are only sometimes untrustworthy
Taylor's- are a little "weird"
Tyler's- cute and sexy, but fight-picking goofs that don't know when to
stop.
Tommy's- tend to think they're big shots even though they have hearts
of gold.
Vincents- are geeks, but work out to protect themselves
Visar's- are mysterious, and hard to understand
Will's- wish they were popular
Zach's-sweet and polite and adorable and corny
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