A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of
them decided to leave, and walked out together. One said to the
other three, "People are always coming to us with their guilt
and fears, but we have no one that we can go to when we have
problems." The others agreed.
Then one said, "Since we are all professionals, why don't we
take some time right now to hear each other out?" The other
The first then confessed, "I have an uncontrollable desire for
sex and I frequently seduce my female patients."
The second psychiatrist said, "I love expensive things and so I
find ways to cheat my patients out of their money whenever I
can so I can buy the things I want."
The third followed with, "I'm involved with selling drugs and
often get my patients to sell them for me."
The fourth psychiatrist then confessed, "I know I'm not
supposed to, but no matter how hard I try, I can't keep a secret."