A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat
themselves, and engage in animated conversation.
The lady sitting behind them ignores their
conversation at first, but she listens in horror as
one of the men says the following;
"Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, dey come
together. I come again. Two asses, dey come together
again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a more."
"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.
"In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Imma
just tellun my friend howa ta spella Mississippi."