You Know You Are Obsessed with The Simpsons When

You know you're obsessed with The Simpsons when:
You watch two hours of the Simpsons a day (or as many as your TV station airs it)
Whenever you hear a good thing you say: excellent, like Mr. Burns.
You have almost every episode on tape
You've memorized at least one episode
Every day you discuss Simpsons episodes with your friends
You worship the god of cartoons: Matt Groening.
All (or most) of your friends are Simpsons fans
You have whole conversations in Simpsons quotes
You write crossovers of Austin Powers (or your favorite book/show/movie) and The Simpsons
Whenever you see an embarassing moment, you say: HA HA! Like Nelson
You've been interested in The Simpsons for as long as it exsisted.
Whenever you hear about a reference to The Simpsons in a book,(and no, Futurama doesn't count, for it is made by holy Matt Greoning) you read it, no matter what it's about
You call Matt Greoning Holy Matt Greoning
You've converted most of your friends and family to Simpsons fans
You compare everyone to Simpsons characters
Whenever you make a mistake, you say: D'oh!
You memorized [almost] all of the songs on The Simpsons
You use "a hoi hoi" as a greeting