A very beautiful woman was walking on the roof of a building
and she suddenly trips over something and falls down.
On her way falling down, an American man catches her,
she says: "Oh thank you, you saved my life, I'll do ANYTHING for you..."
The man says: "Okay then, sleep with me."
She says: "You PIG!! NEVER!!"
So he says: "FINE!"
and he drops her down....
So she's falling and screaming...
Suddenly, a German man catches her in the air from his balcony,
she says: "Oh thank you, you saved me, I'll do anything that you
The guy says: "Fraulein, sleep with me."
She replies: "Oh you nasty pig!!! NEVER!"
So the man says: "Fine!!!"
...And he also drops her down again. She's falling and thinking that it was
better if she slept with one of those men and now she's going to die.
Suddenly, a Muslim man catches the woman from his balcony, she says :
"Oh thank you, you saved my life, I'll SLEEP with you!!"
The Muslim man replies "Astakhforillah!"
...And he drops her!