> 1. Q: What's the difference between Biology and
> A: When the baby look like the father, its Biology.
When the baby looks
> the neighbor, its Sociology!
> 2. A wife one evening drew her husband's attention
to the couple next door
> and said, "Do you see that couple ? How loving they
> He kisses her every time they meet. Why don't you do
that ? she asked.
> The husband replied " I tried once but she slapped
> 3. The nervous blonde sat on the dentist's chair to
have her tooth
> extracted. Seeing so many instruments, she got
frightened. "Doc, I would
> rather have a baby than have my tooth pulled out."
> The dentist retorted, "Well, make up your mind so
that I can adjust the
> 4. Q: What is the difference between a good
secretary & an excellent one?
> A: A good secretary says, "Good morning, sir." & an
> "It's morning, sir."