>>There was this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his
>>drink. He didn't move for a half-an-hour. Then, this big
>>trouble-making truck driver stepped up right next to him, took the
>>drink from the guy, and just drank it all down. The poor man
>>The truck driver turned and said: "Come on man, I was just joking.
>>Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man
>>"No, it's not that. Today is the worst day of my life. First, I
>>overslept and was late for an important meeting. My boss became
>>outraged and fired me. When I left the building to my car, I found
>>out that it was stolen. The police said they could do nothing. I
>>then got a cab to return home, and after I paid the cab driver and
>>the cab had gone, I found that I left my wallet in the cab. I got
>>home only to find my wife was in bed with the gardener. I left home
>>depressed and came to this bar. And now, when I was thinking about
>>putting an end to my life, YOU show up and drink my poison."