> > Subject: YOU ARE AN IRANIAN, IF ...
> > * If your mother messes up your marriage.
> > * If you are a car salesman and at the same time a singer.
> > * If you talk behind your wife's back with your mother.
> > * If you dress up to go to grocery store.
> > * If you go to concert, but you never see the singer and stay in the
> > hallways with your drink and check out girls.
> > * If you never wear your wedding ring.
> > * If you smoke 5 packs a day and tell everyone you don't smoke.
> > * If you pronounce "Sure", "SHOOR".
> > * If your favorite drink is Vodka.
> > * If you are about 35 and have no hair on your head.
> > * If you watch Iranian program on TV, but always nag for bad programming.
> > * If you are good in playing backgammon and chess but can't do your taxes.
> > * If you pronounce "gas station", "gas esstation".
> > * If you ask someone to marry and they want to know if you own a house.
> > * If you claim you are Italian.
> > * If you divorce your wife but still don't let her date anyone else.
> > * If your wife divorces you, but still goes shopping with your sister.
> > * If you used to be a brain surgeon in Iran butnow you work in a
> > chelokababy.
> > * If you carry 3 pagers and 2 cellular phone and no one ever calls you.
> > * If you claim your dad was a very good friend of SHAH.
> > * If you don't own a house and have no job, but still can afford a BMW.
> > * If you have to shave more than once a day.
> > * If you were a 4 star general in Iran and now drive a cab in Washington
> > D.C.
> > * If your in-laws come to visit and they never leave.