This guy blows a stop sign and a cop sees
it so he pulls him over.
Cop says, "License and registration please."
Guy, "For what?"
Cop, "Well, sir, you didn't stop at the sign."
Guy, "I slowed down and no one was coming."
Cop, "You didn't come to a complete stop, license
and registration, PLEASE!"
Guy, "What's the difference"
Cop, "The difference is I wouldn't have pulled
you over if you'd stopped."
Guy, "I'll give you my license and registration if
you can show me the difference between slowing down
"Okay, I will" the cops says,
"Get out of the car."
At this point the officer takes his billy club
out of the holster and begins to brutally beat
the you-know-what out of the guy. As the man is
screaming and crying, the officer yells loudly,
"NOW SIR, WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SLOW DOWN OR COME
TO A COMPLETE STOP?!!!"