An Israeli doctor said,
"Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a
kidney out of one person, put it in another, and have
him looking for work in six weeks".
A German doctor said, "That's nothing!
In Germany we can take a lung out of one person, put
it in another, and have him looking for work in four
weeks".
A Russian doctor said,
"In my country medicine is so advanced, we can take
half a heart from one person, put it in another, and
have them both looking for work in two weeks".
The American doctor, not to be outdone, said,
"You guys are all the way behind. In my country we
have just taken an idiot out of Texas and put him in
the White House and now half the country is looking
for work!!!"
"Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a
kidney out of one person, put it in another, and have
him looking for work in six weeks".
A German doctor said, "That's nothing!
In Germany we can take a lung out of one person, put
it in another, and have him looking for work in four
weeks".
A Russian doctor said,
"In my country medicine is so advanced, we can take
half a heart from one person, put it in another, and
have them both looking for work in two weeks".
The American doctor, not to be outdone, said,
"You guys are all the way behind. In my country we
have just taken an idiot out of Texas and put him in
the White House and now half the country is looking
for work!!!"
So True.
Amber on December 27, 2005 at 12:20
BUSH SUCKS!! BUSH SUCKS!! BUSH SUCKS!!
Tam on March 10, 2007 at 09:16
lame joke
John on November 19, 2007 at 08:20
so true by the way i live in corpus christi texas lmao
rob on January 03, 2008 at 06:48
It's like my version.
Three doctors were talking
One said, I once
saved a butler, who was working for the queen. He slipped and I gave
him a new leg. Another said: Yeah well I saved a young piano genius's
hand. Th third said: Well I once found a man. All I had go on was a
face and donkey's ass, now he's president of the united states!
saved a butler, who was working for the queen. He slipped and I gave
him a new leg. Another said: Yeah well I saved a young piano genius's
hand. Th third said: Well I once found a man. All I had go on was a
face and donkey's ass, now he's president of the united states!
Georgia on February 24, 2008 at 02:42
Bush ALMOST killed us but now our new fuckin president is going to
take bushes spot and hes at a bad spot with people losing jobs our
soilders are getting killed in Iraq, Iran and Afganastan and now
obmama doesn't no fix all of it soo HE'S GOING TO KILLUS ALL and force
the world a WWIII were it will end very VERY fast cause of all the
nucs flying. So Who is better, Bush or Obmama. Vote who u think is
beeter by send me an email to Juliame1@aol.com Personally i think Bush
is better
take bushes spot and hes at a bad spot with people losing jobs our
soilders are getting killed in Iraq, Iran and Afganastan and now
obmama doesn't no fix all of it soo HE'S GOING TO KILLUS ALL and force
the world a WWIII were it will end very VERY fast cause of all the
nucs flying. So Who is better, Bush or Obmama. Vote who u think is
beeter by send me an email to Juliame1@aol.com Personally i think Bush
is better
julian on February 02, 2009 at 05:02
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