GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU SMILE.....especially
since it is supposed to true
story On July 20, 1969, as commander of the
Apollo 11 lunar module, Neil Armstrong was the first
person to set foot on the moon.
His first words after stepping on the moon,
"That's one small step for man, one giant leap for
mankind," were televised to earth and heard by
But just before he re-entered the lunar module,
he made the enigmatic remark,"Good luck, Mr. Gorsky."
Many people at NASA thought it was a casual
remark concerning some rival Soviet cosmonaut.
However, upon checking, there was no Gorsky in either
the Russian or American space programs. Over the
years, many people questioned Armstrong as to what the
"Good luck, Mr. Gorsky" statement meant, but
Armstrong always just smiled.
On July 5, 1995, in Tampa Bay, Florida, while
answering questions following a speech, a reporter
brought up the 26-year old question to Armstrong.
This time he finally responded. Mr. Gorsky had died,
so Neil Armstrong felt he could answer the question.
In 1938, when he was a kid in a small Midwest
town, he was playing baseball with a friend in the
backyard. His friend hit the ball, which landed in
his neighbor's yard by the bedroom windows. His
neighbors were Mr. and Mrs.Gorsky.
As he leaned down to pick up the ball, young
Armstrong heard Mrs.Gorsky shouting at Mr. Gorsky,
"Sex! You want sex?!
You'll get sex when the kid next door walks on the