> >John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital. One day, John
> >suddenly dived into the deep end of the swimming pool. David jumped in and
> >saved him, and the medical director came to know of his heroic act.. The
> >doctor immediately order David to be discharged from the Mental Hospital as
> >he is OK.
> >Doctor: We have good news and bad news for you, David. The good news is
> >that we are going to discharge you because you have regained your
> >senses,since you are able to jump in and save another patient you are now a
> >normal person. The bad news is that, the patient Mr. John, whom you have
> >saved, hung himself in the toilet, and died. David: Doctor, he didn't hang
> >himself. I hung him there to dry !