NINE MONTHS LATER
Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded
up Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few
hours, the got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a
nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the
door if they could spend the night.
"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge
house all to myself, but I'm recently "widowed," she
explained. "I'm afraid the neighbours will talk if I let you stay
in my house."
"Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the
barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light."
The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the
barn and settled in for the night. Come morning, the weather
had cleared, and they got on their way. They enjoyed a
great weekend of skiing.
About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter
from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out,
but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that
attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend. He
dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you
remember that good-looking widow from the farm we
stayed at on our ski holiday up North?" "Yes, I do.
"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up
to the house and pay her a visit?"
"Yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out.
"I have to admit that I did."
"And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her
Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, sorry, buddy. I'm
afraid I did. Why do you ask?"
"She just died and left me everything."
(And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you?)
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