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10 Things That Piss Me Off

10 Things That Piss Me Off:

1. People who point at their wrist while
asking for the time. I know where my watch is,
buddy...where the hell is yours? Do I point at
my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is??

2. People in the supermarket check out line
who wait until their entire bill is rung up
before they begin writing their check.
Hello...is the store name going to change,
or the date, or your signature before the
clerk finishes? Get a clue!

3. People who are willing to get off their
ass to search the entire room for the damn TV
remote because they refuse to walk to the TV
and change it manually!

4. When people say..."Oh, you just want to
have your cake and eat it, too." Screw that!!!
What good is a damn piece of cake if you can't
eat it? What should I do...eat someone else's
piece of cake instead.

5. When people say..."It's always the last
place you look." No shit!! Why the hell would
you keep looking for it after you've already
found it?? Do people do this?? Who and where
are they??

6. When people say, while watching a movie
.."Did you see that?" No, dumb ass, I paid
$7.50 to come to a theater and stare at the
ceiling up there. What did you come here for??.

7. People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?"
Didn't really give me a choice there, did
ya buddy?

8. When something is "New & Improved," Which
is it? If it's new, there has never been anything
before it. If it's an improvement then there must
have been something before it!

9. When a cop pulls you over and then asks
if you know how fast you were going. "You should
know, asshole. You're the one that pulled me
over!"

Here's the 10TH thing that really bugs
me....

10. Chain letters! Who the hell thinks that
by annoying other people with stupid mail with
no meaning, that they will grant you a wish, or
make your long-lost love fall into your arms.
Bullshit! I'm so sure that by breaking a stupid
chain letter that the computer gods are going to
curse me!! What a crock of shit!!!

By the way, if you send this to 10
people, shit won't happen, and that person you're
in love with won't come crawling to you...so if
you feel this is funny, go on and send it to some
one else, but don't expect one damn thing in return!

ok this is the fricken funnies thing ive ever read. i laughed my ass
off for like 2 minutes
Joe on October 12, 2005 at 05:30
ho ho ho ...ha ha ha...this joke is shit
gibson on October 17, 2005 at 04:04
funny shit very true u should write some more
bec on November 01, 2005 at 04:04
this is truly humorous and insightful. ho ho ho ho ho ho ho...i luv
it!
maite on November 09, 2005 at 02:09
ya.. those same things piss me off so much too
vik on November 12, 2005 at 06:19
SO TRUE!!!!!1111
Anti-everyone on November 21, 2005 at 06:01
haha! that was funny!
kitcat on November 23, 2005 at 10:39
WOWOWWOW THAT WAS HILLARIOUS OMG I AM STILL LAUGHING WHOECER WROTE
THAT THUMBS UP 4 U
RENU on December 04, 2005 at 09:59
o boy thts a laff i lovin ma job wazeem approved too
elmo on December 09, 2005 at 04:11
this is great shit i lmao the whole time that i was reading it
carly on December 11, 2005 at 06:14
i loved dis its mad funny if u don like it u dont no
wats funny do u
judith on December 13, 2005 at 06:57
thats dead hilarious im lafin so hard
stephen on December 18, 2005 at 07:45
Carly, you are a worthless piece of shit.
CarlyIsAnIdiot on January 08, 2006 at 03:01
I would say good job but, I do those things so... WHAT EVER!!!!
Megan on January 12, 2006 at 09:24
THis is soo hilarous!!!! Who-ever wrote this should det a MILLION
DOLLARS!!!!! OMG!!!
Ass-wipe 4 u!!!! on January 30, 2006 at 02:38
nice, using george carlin, of course, not all of it is him but most
is.
kevin on February 11, 2006 at 05:58
typw "piss me off into google" and the exact same thing is one the
first link. not funny
dan on February 12, 2006 at 09:38
Come up with your own material toolbag. The 1st one is an old George
Carlin sketch, jerk.
Joke Police on March 24, 2006 at 10:44
dat bord thought ad read it........LOVE IT!!!!
random on March 25, 2006 at 06:55
I hate idiots at the theatre, are they blind or somthing.
russel on March 30, 2006 at 05:58
I hate idiots at the theatre, are they blind or somthing.
russel on March 30, 2006 at 05:59
you are all crazy read the lies before its too late
faceman on March 30, 2006 at 06:00
i have a willy for a face you will be eaten alive by keyboard face
mans pet dog
tony sales on March 30, 2006 at 06:03
I like to eat french cheese with banana egg shakes
David budge on March 30, 2006 at 06:07
I bite ankles
Ashley Biginn on March 30, 2006 at 06:08
I like burgers
Mark grey on March 30, 2006 at 06:09
iam a big idiot
mark gray on March 30, 2006 at 06:10
everyone on this website are idiots
cripple man on March 30, 2006 at 06:12
I am going to eat the great wall of China for a snack
Bradly North on March 30, 2006 at 06:13
Even i dont eat that much!!!!
largest man in the world on March 30, 2006 at 06:16
Please reply to any of bottom four comments NOW
Pleassssssssssssse!!!!!!!!!!!
me on March 30, 2006 at 06:18
im a stupid fat slag with stretched marks and a fat arse
Miss Hatton on March 31, 2006 at 05:05
im a stupid fat slag with stretched marks and a fat arse
Miss Hatton on March 31, 2006 at 05:06
im a stupid, idiotic halfer that, when i was younger, fell into a can
of purple paint. thats me the halfer!!
Mr Johnson on March 31, 2006 at 05:09
this is funny !lolz and its soooooo dan true!
taly-d on September 26, 2006 at 03:28
I hate it when tits like this guy bitch about the ten things that
pisses them off most.Stupid joke
Adam on October 03, 2006 at 01:13
LOL I agree
Zoe on October 18, 2006 at 07:40
i love it when guys like this bitch about the ten things that piss
them off!!!
supersize me on October 31, 2006 at 01:46
Fuck me in the ass with no lubricant that was the funniest thing ive
seen since i was 5 thanx for that
Stiff nipples on November 19, 2006 at 05:06
yes......i thought that the vibrating sex muffin was weird.. O_o...
hmmmmm, yes.... interesting choice of worlds my dear stiff nipples..
mwahahahahaha i know your secrets..
Fulu on November 19, 2006 at 05:09
WELL MOST OF IT IS TRUE I GTE PISSED OFF WITH CHAIN LETTERS THEN ONCE
I HAVE SENT IT TO LOADS OF PEOPLE I THINK . - WHAT A LOAD OF SHITE !
SO TO ALL THE BITCHY GIRLS AND ASSHOLIC BOYS YOU CAN ALL STICK UP YOUR
ARSES ! COZ IM PISSED OFF ~!~
??? on November 30, 2006 at 09:54
Number 11 for things that piss me off would be. Links that when
clicked are PDF files. Looks like the webmaster would at least warn
you that the link is a pDF file.... GRRRRRR Gary
Gary on December 05, 2006 at 06:25
You umm maybe took this from adam sandler????? not cool
cory on December 06, 2006 at 12:00
this one is fuckin funny....i couldn't stop laughing....
susan on December 06, 2006 at 06:03
fuck you piss me off
The devil on December 11, 2006 at 12:11
funny ant funning without an asshole to share it with
your mom on December 11, 2006 at 12:12
Wowzers!!
Warren on December 12, 2006 at 04:01
That was so fucking funny...i read it 2 times and im still laughing...
Sexy girl on December 12, 2006 at 01:07
Lol.Those a really funny.^_^
Hikaru chan on December 31, 2006 at 08:15
hahah these are funny but ive read them on other sites ....try some
new ones!
Dixon on January 06, 2007 at 04:09
10 Things That Piss Me Off: 1. People who point at their wrist
while asking for the time. I know where my watch is, buddy...where
the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the
bathroom is?? Useing hand gestures is a sign of intelligence, clearly
you have none.. 2. People in the supermarket check out line who
wait until their entire bill is rung up before they begin writing
their check. Hello...is the store name going to change, or the date,
or your signature before the clerk finishes? Get a clue! Well your a
fucking idiot, why would they do it, 85% of the check has to do with
the amount its being written for 3. People who are willing to get
off their ass to search the entire room for the damn TV remote
because they refuse to walk to the TV and change it manually! 21st
century numb nuts, we have digital cable, we need the remote to change
it dumbshit 4. When people say..."Oh, you just want to have your
cake and eat it, too." Screw that!!! What good is a damn piece of
cake if you can't eat it? What should I do...eat someone
else's piece of cake instead. Its a figure of speach for assholes
who are selfish to..point proven.. 5. When people say..."It's
always the last place you look." No shit!! Why the hell would you
keep looking for it after you've already found it?? Do people do
this?? Who and where are they?? Cause your gonna do something? Its
last place you'LL look, yea your an idiot 6. When people say, while
watching a movie .."Did you see that?" No, dumb ass, I paid $7.50 to
come to a theater and stare at the ceiling up there. What did you
come here for??. So now conversations are a no-no to? 7. People
who ask, "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice
there, did ya buddy? conversation starter, way to be a dick 8.
When something is "New & Improved," Which is it? If it's new, there
has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement then there
must have been something before it! Its new because nothings like
it, and its improved because its from a previous invention. Most
inventions these days are..your IQ is getting lower and lower as the
list continues.. 9. When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you
know how fast you were going. "You should know, asshole. You're the
one that pulled me over!" If you dont know that you need to know how
fast your going, you shouldnt be breathing my air Here's the 10TH
thing that really bugs me.... 10. Chain letters! Who the hell
thinks that by annoying other people with stupid mail with no
meaning, that they will grant you a wish, or make your long-lost love
fall into your arms. Bullshit! I'm so sure that by breaking a
stupid chain letter that the computer gods are going to curse me!!
What a crock of shit!!! HAHAHAH YOUR A FUCKING MORON By the way, if
you send this to 10 people, shit won't happen, and that person
you're in love with won't come crawling to you...so if you feel this
is funny, go on and send it to some one else, but don't expect one
damn thing in return!
Zack on January 23, 2007 at 06:48
lol
hi on February 15, 2007 at 07:02
The thing I hate most in the world and what I think makes people hate
america so much is when they intro your pres as the leader of the free
world
mary on February 25, 2007 at 07:09
I agree with that mary in fact in oz people are starting to wear
tshits with "i'm scared of americans "on
jez on February 25, 2007 at 07:13
This a good way to limit your stress levels when you read these I
LMFAO so hard and I felt much better about things in my work place
there after.
Katherine on February 25, 2007 at 11:32
That wasnt that funny....i mean it was chuckleworthy the first time I
read it, but this is the 100th times I've seen it on a random site or
e-mail
Name on March 11, 2007 at 04:13
you fucking poser this is going around everywhere this guy did not
write this this guy is a fuckinb biting little copier who has no life
fuck you bitch
Mike on March 22, 2007 at 06:13
LMAO!! This is soo funny!
Carol on April 13, 2007 at 05:47
ok zach you cock suker no one cares and that is funny ass junk right
there i dont kare where you live
tyler on April 19, 2007 at 08:47
this are so freaken funny how do you copy and paste them because i
want to hang them on my wall in my room whoever wrote this is a
fucking
jeanus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
savannah on April 25, 2007 at 04:24
visit www.funnyjunk.com for more of the same
brit boy on May 05, 2007 at 03:31
hahahha this shit is so true :]
rebecca imperfection on May 22, 2007 at 01:30
the pilsberry doughboy is way to happy considering he has no dick
anonymous on June 16, 2007 at 09:13
Mary America is the leader of the free world
Jerry on July 21, 2007 at 02:11
Zach I was really interested in what you had to say but I couldn't
distinguish your text from the copy/paste text. So please post comment
in this form: 1:..... 2:...
Paunescu on August 15, 2007 at 11:39
ROFL
Funny_Potato on August 31, 2007 at 05:00
every1 who commented on this r idiots but the pissing off things off u
dildos
loser on September 08, 2007 at 03:45
Your list says a lot about you. Here's some clues. 1: hey dumb ass,
people point at their wrist so there is less chance of a
mis-understanding due to perhaps subway noise, busy street traffic, a
language barrier... it usually prevents the initial response of "huh?"
or "what" from the person being asked. And yes, I've seen children
point at their crotch when they needed to use the bathroom. 2: Not
a bad point, but how about getting to the root of the problem and get
pissed that they are using the most obsolete form of currency known to
man in the first place...aside from the penny that is. 3: The
person that searches for the remote is obviously thinking ahead. Who
knows, maybe they actually want to change the channel more than
once... and in a TV world of 1000's of channels, only the moron like
yourself would get up, change the channel, and sit back down without
first obtaining the remote for future use. 4: It's an expression
that means you can't have everything, but judging by your rant, if
they told you that, you'd probably get pissed and throw your
cake. 5: Another tongue in cheek expression that has obviously
eluded you. Yes, the item is always in the last place you look, but it
is usually the case to not find the item in the first (or second..)
place you look, which is why the expression still makes sense,
regardless of your ignorance. 6: It's unlikely you know what they
were referring to, so maybe someone dropped a $100 bill while walking
down the aisle. Just because YOU are looking at something, doesn't
mean everyone else is completely oblivious to the world around
them. 7: It is sometimes polite to first ask if questions will be
entertained. Yes, it is a question, however, the response will dictate
if more questions can then be asked. It's similar to raising your hand
in a classroom, which apparently is something else that has eluded you
to some degree. 8: I suppose every time you buy a NEW car, it is
the first car ever to exist on the planet? No jackass, "NEW" means
just that... not used. So it is possible for something to be "NEW", as
well as "IMPROVED" from last version that is now used, old or
obsolete. 9: The real asshole here is the one speeding in the
first place and then getting pissed that he got caught. 10: The
content of a chain letter is for people like you to read and get
annoyed about, because while you are getting all bent out of shape
about it, your email address and all those hundreds of others listed
in the header have just been verified as "valid" (the second you
opened the email), and have probably already been sold to spammer by
the time you finish writing your stupid top ten list. Once again,
you've been completely played.
You're and Idiot on September 26, 2007 at 09:37
It's a fucking joke, asshole. If you're all about reality, stop
reading jokes. Here's something that pisses ME off- smart asses with
nothing better to do than trying to ruin things for others. Why don't
you just haul your buzz-kill ass to CHURCH. You'll find more of YOUR
kind there and can spend all day everyday joyfully pointing out the
mistakes of others. Hell, maybe you can start your own cult.
Anissa on October 30, 2007 at 08:49
That was very funny.. I am impressed.. Its all very true. But some
people think way to unto this .. But im very pleased.. Well done..
Mara on November 15, 2007 at 11:38
You know what pisses me off? When you rip off sites. That there
"Funny" list is taken from Funnyjunk.com They had it first, and they
had pictures. Stop coping you good for nothing loser, and actually try
to make a good one-liner.
.... on December 18, 2007 at 07:07
funny stuff..
LoL<33 on December 29, 2007 at 02:54
you know what really pisses me off text messageing why would you text
message someone when you can just pick up the phone and call them
victoria on December 30, 2007 at 07:10
pie is funny
pie on January 13, 2008 at 05:59
I got chainmails of that! We died laughing. HAHA. Oh I'm still doing
it.
Tamzin's Ghost on January 28, 2008 at 03:40
Wow, I just read all those comments... some of you are so nice.
Tamzin's Ghost on January 28, 2008 at 03:49
omg do u wanna no wat pisses me off... the topic learn chinese in 5
minutes i mean u fuckin ppl y the fuck r u so racist
unknown on March 11, 2008 at 08:49
HEY MAN ITS A MOTHERFUCKER SHIT ASSHOLE !!!!!!!
JOHNCENA ! on May 17, 2008 at 10:53
hey ass morning
mmmm on June 05, 2008 at 01:57
"It's a fucking joke, asshole. If you're all about reality,
stop reading jokes. Here's something that pisses ME off- smart asses
with nothing better to do than trying to ruin things for others. Why
don't you just haul your buzz-kill ass to CHURCH. You'll find more of
YOUR kind there and can spend all day everyday joyfully pointing out
the mistakes of others. Hell, maybe you can start your own
cult." AYE AYE CAPTAIN!!! I mean come on people, IT'S ALL A JOKE.
Logan T on June 24, 2008 at 01:43
i dint read tat junk but i read the comments & it waz bumpkin.......u
whore sucker fuck..................
bewl on June 27, 2008 at 10:37
To: "You're and Idiot on September 26, 2007 at 09:37" No, you're
the stupid one about point 6. It's obvious what it means when some of
your friends ask you such thing after a good scene of the movie. Or
no, he's looking for your mother at the exit, huh?! Of course he's
watching the movie, too, what the hell other can he watch. And it's
very frequently asked question, I can't see why you try to look stupid
here?!
huh on July 23, 2008 at 05:21
Commenting stupid way, just to comment. It's awesome. Very funny! I
hope the chain thing will work! LOL Really Great!
Renato on July 26, 2008 at 03:02
You know what really pisses me off? People that make comments and
then can't even spell. Guess what? If you want to get your point
across, learn how to spell DUMBASSES!!!! Punctuation is always
useful as well. Oh and....please get a life people.
You people are morons on July 30, 2008 at 06:29
this is so fucking funny!!! lmfao here! I hate chain letters!!!
your mom! on August 13, 2008 at 01:39
can i just say my name is jessica and i go crown woods school that is
the biggest school in england there r 15,000 people in the school and
it is the best school ever and u should go there CROWN WOODS hates
eltham green the can fuck off and they suck dick !!
crown woods school !!!! on December 17, 2008 at 11:15
I think that it was funny!
Shika-Bear on December 19, 2008 at 10:03
EVERYTHING on this list are thigns that bother me!! This has got to be
one of the funniest things i have ever read! I love this kind of
shit great list
Irish on January 21, 2009 at 10:42
hehe i love this..soo funni
kelley on January 22, 2009 at 10:33
u want to no what i
hate..................................................................
......................................................................
......................................................................
......................................................hold on i'm
still
thinking..............................................................
...............................................i got it i hate it when
assholes like u read this kind of shit there r u happy
julian on February 02, 2009 at 04:25
Jules....hemorrhoids bothering you a bit today? Lighten up. I hate it
when people are having fun (doing something silly or whatever) and an
idiot comes along and for no good reason at all, attacks those
individuals. Keep laughing Kelley....life is too short to let idiots
deter you.
Doctor Seeszall on April 03, 2011 at 10:33
Ohhh! I really hate it when people do that!
Doctor Seezall on April 03, 2011 at 10:36
That was funny as HELL!
fuck that on May 07, 2011 at 04:16
you actually jacked this from funnyjunk, or jacked it from someone who
jacked it from there.
kay on May 18, 2011 at 12:08
Someone needs a chill pill. Cops ask you how fast you were going
because it is part of the investigation. It matters if you are
conscious of the crime you committed. People point at their wrist just
to make sure the message is clear by both auditory and visual stimuli
and to avoid wasting time by repeating the question. What does it
matter to you if someone decides to look for the remote control all
over the house? It's a normal thing, it's bothersome to have a missing
item.
spk on May 21, 2011 at 10:17
Wow you actually ripped all ten of these off from comedy websites and
standup, thats what pisses me off, unfunny shitheads
Zygo on June 11, 2011 at 02:28
-ppl that tell you what you're feeling -ppl that argue with you about
what you're feeling -ppl being ignorant to you when you are helping
them (i'm a caretaker) -ppl harassing your patient and making your
job difficult -ppl harassing you when you're trying to work -people
who get amused by picking at you until your upset (both my parents,
lucky me) -rude conversation -people watching crappy trashy loud
television when you have to be in a room with them -people
interrupting you
tina on June 20, 2011 at 02:41
the thing that we hate is when ppl ask u watcha doin after u just told
them lik 2 miniuts ago i mean really wait an hour or 2
cortney and maddy on July 19, 2011 at 11:46
google pisses me off
stef on July 29, 2011 at 05:58
Heard ALL of this before. Lame jokes.. :/ And to all the people who
haven't heard all this crap, have you been living under a rock for
your whole life? This stuff circles the internet and media, it's been
doing that for like 30 years. It's not even funny..
Hannah on August 26, 2011 at 08:54
please add! these are great!!
thvibe on January 02, 2012 at 05:05
1. I point at my wrist because I DONT KNOW IF YOU SPEAK FUCKING
ENGLISH, BITCH! 2. I'm not filling out my check until I know what the
fuck! I'm not leaving a half filled out check in my wallet if
something goes wrong, BITCH 3.I hate fucking with the buttons on my
t.v. and reciever, too hell with that. I'm going to find the damn
remote so I can use all the features that I pay for, BITCH
Radeon on February 16, 2012 at 11:23
biggest pissoff is that everyone in the country of the United
States,including the President, calls it America. America is a huge
continent that contains msny countries. The United States is a country
in America it is NOT America. There is no one more stupid than an
eduicated person.
pissedoff on March 12, 2012 at 04:24
Why are people so angry? Jeez..
Whoa on June 06, 2012 at 09:46
this shit was fuking funny
xzavier on July 06, 2012 at 08:01
Do you know what makes me really mad.My 14 year old cousin!
Joshua De Guzman on August 18, 2012 at 12:08
You people are all crazy. You have no idea how to use punctuation, you
can't spell and you can barely speak English, the frequent swearing
shows your poor vocabulary. Go and read a book and educate
yourselves. To the girl who says there are 15000 pupils at her
school - I am English and there are no schools in this country with
that number of pupils. If you're going to lie at least make it
realistic. This thread isn't funny, it's just very, very sad.
Sally smith on September 21, 2012 at 09:57
Most comments are plagiarized. Using the work of others without
giving proper credit isn't funny.
Rich on October 01, 2012 at 12:35
What's up with all these people ripping some guy who's joking around.
Get a freakn life. As long as it took him to do I would think he's
just trying to express himself which is kinka cool. What I can't
understand is the total loser who has no life whatsoever that proly
sits there for day and proof reads his stupid response to a pereson
that was joking around. Are you a complete retard or are you so anal
you can't get passed the fact you are in love with yourself. Dumbass
Who are these people commenting on October 07, 2012 at 06:40
Please continue, it actually makes me more intelligent and wise upon
analysis of each individual's ignorance and intolerance upon
everything, and all that are beyond their comprehension. To the
Original Poster: You exalt more intelligence and wisdom than your
approximate capacity can apprehend. Take this as wisdom, it's your
only hope for self-worth.
Antony on November 14, 2012 at 12:43
this shit is funny as hell.. haha
Ashley on December 04, 2012 at 09:41
I put the ho.ho.ho back in the ho.ho.ho biches Santa out
ST.FUKING NICK on December 04, 2012 at 09:37
OMG!!!!!!!!!!ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!! O shit this is the most funniest shit
ive ever read!!!!!!
paula on January 21, 2013 at 09:01
Nice work.
Steve on May 12, 2013 at 10:04
what makes me made is haveing to wait in line for 6 hours!!!!!!!!!!!
emile on June 15, 2013 at 10:52
hahahahahahahahaha lola so fucking funny
jane on July 11, 2013 at 12:34
Hahah, read all of that before. Get your own shit and don't take
credit for other's, and: Here's a good one: I hate when someone asks
if you're okay, when you're actually not. "ARE YOU OK?" Does it look
like I'm okay? Is my foot supposed to be pointing that way? No? I
didn't think so.
Emil on October 14, 2013 at 05:26
My pet peeves: 1. Complaining about stupid things 2. Snoring 3.
People who are annoyed by certain things that make no sense 4.
Hashtags 5. Crying Babies
The Unknown on December 26, 2013 at 09:55

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  49. [page] Chinese Men And US Citizenship
  50. [page] Chruch Or Football
  51. [page] Cigarette Warnings Tobacco Executives Would Like To See
  52. [page] Circle Of Friends
  53. [picture] Colors Of Black
  54. [picture] Cool Cheating Method
  55. [picture] Cool Coat Trick
  56. [picture] Cool Restaurant
  57. [picture] Copycat
  58. [page] Cowboy Without His Horse
  59. [page] Dead Women
  60. [picture] Deadly Hotspots
  61. [page] Dear God
  62. [picture] Dear IRS
  63. [page] Definition On Kisses
  64. [page] Departed Yesterday
  65. [picture] Determine Sex Of The Baby Using Peephole
  66. [page] Devil Dictionary
  67. [page] Dictionary
  68. [page] Difference Between Potentially And In Reality
  69. [page] Different Aircrafts
  70. [page] Disaster In India
  71. [picture] Doctored Image
  72. [page] Doctors Playing Poker
  73. [page] Doggy Dictionary
  74. [page] Dogs
  75. [film] Domino With Billiard
  76. [picture] Dont Call Me Black
  77. Drawing A Woman
  78. [page] Drinking From The Same Glass
  79. [page] Driving In Countries
  80. Driving In Thailand
  81. [picture] Drunken People Crossing
  82. [page] Ears
  83. [page_white_flash] Eating Habits Of People Around The World
  84. [page] Ebarrassing First Date
  85. [page] Engineers
  86. [page] Engineers Love Poem
  87. [page] English Language
  88. [page] English In Non-English Countries
  89. [picture] Euro Vs Dollar
  90. [page] Everyone Has One
  91. [page] FBI Interviews
  92. [page] Family Problem
  93. [picture] Famous Stuff Gradually Turn Into Famous People
  94. [picture] Farsi Slang
  95. [page] Fastest Worker
  96. [picture] Fat Cat
  97. [picture] Father Joseph
  98. [page] Father And Son
  99. [page] Feeling Better
  100. [page_white_flash] Fight
  101. [page] Final Exam
  102. [page] First Anatomy Class In Med School
  103. [picture] First Flight Letter
  104. [page] First Proctologist Exam
  105. [page_white_flash] Flags Of The World
  106. [page] Fly In A Cup Of Coffee
  107. [page] Flying The Friendly Skies
  108. [page] Free Beer
  109. [picture] Free At Last Or The Sticky Bunch
  110. [page] Friends
  111. [picture] Frog Legs
  112. [picture] From God To Evil
  113. [page] Globalization
  114. [picture] God At His Computer
  115. [page] Gods Boxes
  116. [page] Great Stuff
  117. [picture] Great Tombstone
  118. [page] Green Pink Yellow
  119. [picture] Gymnast
  120. [picture] Hair In The Soup
  121. [page] Harvard Student
  122. [picture] Hat In Cinema
  123. [page] Hearing Test
  124. [picture] Hell And Heaven
  125. [picture] Hole In The Ozone
  126. [page] Honeymoons
  127. [page] Hospital Talk
  128. [page] How To Cook A Turkey
  129. [page] How To Get Rich
  130. [page] How To Get A Student Pass
  131. [page] How To Give Up Drugs
  132. [page] How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
  133. [page] How To Park Car In Manhattan
  134. [page] How To Wave A Towel
  135. [picture] Human Skating
  136. [picture] Hungry Mouse
  137. [page] Hunters
  138. [page] Hunting In Texas
  139. [picture] IEEE Authoring
  140. [page] I Know The Whole Truth
  141. [picture] I Know What You Did Last Summer
  142. [picture] I Love You In Japanese
  143. [page] I Am My Own Grandpa
  144. [page] Idiots
  145. [picture] If Friends Were Filmed In Tennessee
  146. [picture] Importance Of Having Friends
  147. [page] Interesting Facts
  148. [page] International Dating With All Kinds Of Women
  149. [picture] Internet Addict
  150. [page] Internet Relay Chat
  151. [page] Is It Harmful
  152. [page] It Is That Simple
  153. [page] Jerome Murat Magical Dance
  154. [picture] Jet Ski Launch
  155. [page] Jewish Or Black
  156. [page] Jock Or Nerd
  157. [picture] Kettle For Sale On EBAY
  158. [picture] Kid Having Spelling Problem
  159. [page] Latest Definition Of Words On Oxford Dictionary
  160. [picture] Latest Gas Prices
  161. [page] Leadership Question
  162. [picture] Learn Chinese
  163. [page] Learn Chinese In 5 Minutes
  164. [picture] Learn Japanese
  165. [picture] Let Me Finish My Beer First Officer
  166. [page] Lets Learn Chinese
  167. [page] Letter From African Man
  168. [page] Letter To A Mother
  169. [picture] Life Animation
  170. [page] Life Quotes
  171. [page] Lipstick Crisis
  172. [page] Little Mary
  173. [page] Little Nancy
  174. [page] Living In California
  175. [page] Living In Silicon Valley
  176. [page] Living In The Bay Area
  177. [page] Love Letter
  178. [page] Lovely Mantra
  179. [page] Lucky Number 5
  180. [page] M And M
  181. [page] Magic Of Math
  182. [page] Magician
  183. [page] Management Lessons
  184. [page] Math Joke
  185. [picture] Math Paper
  186. [picture] Math Problem
  187. [page] Memo To All Staff
  188. [page] Mental Hospital Patients
  189. [page] Mental Institution
  190. [page] Merlot Wine
  191. [page] Message To The Manager
  192. [picture] Mexican Gas Chamber
  193. [page] Mind Your Language
  194. [page] Mirror On The Wall
  195. [page] Mistake
  196. [picture] Misunderstanding
  197. [picture] Mobile In Iran
  198. [page] Model Airplane Indoor Acrobatics Contest
  199. [page] Molla Naserddin
  200. [page] Monkey Business
  201. [page] Moral Of The Story
  202. [picture] Most Beautiful Girl According To Votes On HotOrNot
  203. [page] Moving Thoughts
  204. [page] Mr Gorsky
  205. [page] Murphy
  206. [page] My Friend And I
  207. [page] NASA Develops High Tech Pen
  208. [picture] Never Give Up
  209. [picture] New Grand Canyon Sky Walk
  210. [picture] New Happy Meal
  211. [picture] News Anchor Rapist Search
  212. [page] Next Life By Woody Allen
  213. [picture] Nice Haircut
  214. [page] Nine Months Later
  215. [page] No Arms And Legs
  216. [page] Nutrition And Health
  217. [page] Old Lady Gets Pulled Over By A Cop For Speeding
  218. [page] One Bad Day
  219. [picture] Only In America
  220. [page] Opinion About Food Shortage
  221. [page] Parachutes
  222. [page_white_flash] People Animation
  223. [page] Personality Test
  224. [page] Philosophy Test
  225. [page] Philosophy Of Life
  226. [page] Phone Conversation With Confusing Names
  227. [picture] Photography In Museum
  228. [page] Political Definitions
  229. [page] Politically Incorrect
  230. [page] Post Office
  231. [page] Priests On Vacation
  232. [page] Problem With Ear
  233. [page] Professors Definition Of A Kiss
  234. [page] Punctuation Is Everything
  235. [page] Q And Q
  236. [picture] Question
  237. [page] Quick Questions
  238. [page] Quotes By Bush
  239. [page] Reason Season Lifetime
  240. [page] Religious Boy
  241. [picture] Road Signs
  242. [picture] Rock Paper Scissors
  243. [page] Rock Show Sabotage
  244. [page] Room For B
  245. [page] Route 66
  246. [page] Santa Claus From Engineers Prospective
  247. [picture] Sars Fortune Cookie
  248. [page] Scientific Ways To Catch A Lion
  249. [page] Scientists Play Hide And Seek
  250. [page] Secret For A Long Happy Life
  251. [picture] Self Confidence
  252. [page] Sex Is
  253. [picture] Shadow
  254. [page_white_flash] She Loses Her Head
  255. [page] Signs You Have Grown Up
  256. [page] Siz Levels Of Hangovers
  257. [page] Slick Willy
  258. [page] Small World
  259. [page] Smart Indian
  260. [page] Smart Kid
  261. Smoke Kills
  262. [picture] Smoking Room With An Interesting Painted Ceiling
  263. [page] Snoring Problem
  264. [page] Something To Offend Everyone
  265. [page] Sometimes
  266. [page] Spider Bite
  267. [page] Stella Awards
  268. [picture] Steven Segal Emotion Chart
  269. [picture] Stubborn Landlord
  270. [picture] Stupid Dog
  271. [page] Success
  272. [page] T-Shirts You Shouldnt Wear
  273. [picture] Taking Advantage Of World Cup Fever
  274. [page] Tantra Totem
  275. [page] Tendjewberrymud
  276. [picture] Test Your Eyes
  277. [page] The American Way
  278. [picture] The Art Of MySpace Cropping
  279. [page] The Benefits Of Sex
  280. [page] The Bitter Soldier
  281. [page] The Black Box
  282. [page] The Cutting Edge Watch
  283. [page] The Difference
  284. [picture] The Dog
  285. [page] The Donkey
  286. [page] The Ferrari
  287. [page] The Fridge
  288. [page] The Frog And The Endowed
  289. [page] The Grounded Conductor
  290. [page] The Happy Birthday Song
  291. [page] The Miracle Of Alcohol
  292. [page] The Mystery
  293. [picture] The Prayer Of The Stressed
  294. [page] The Prisoner
  295. [page] The Reason I Dont Study
  296. [page] The Redneck Letter
  297. [page] The Tapeworm
  298. [page] The Worlds Shortest Books
  299. [page] Theorem On Salary
  300. [picture] Third World Shampoo
  301. [page] Thoughts On Life
  302. [page] Tid-Bits
  303. [page] Tiny Jokes
  304. [page] Tonto And Kemo Sabe
  305. [page] Top 10 Reasons For Being American
  306. [page] Top 10 Reasons For Being From Somewhere
  307. [page] Top 17 Bumper Stickers You Would Like To See
  308. [page] Top Nine Olympic Comments From NBC
  309. [page] Top Signs You Live In 2002
  310. [page] Top Ten Reasons You Are Iranian
  311. [page] Touching Story Of Love And Marriage
  312. [picture] Traffic Creamed
  313. [picture] Traffic Signs
  314. [picture] Training The Dogs
  315. [picture] Trespassers
  316. [picture] Truck Mad Cow Model
  317. [page] True Horoscope
  318. [page] True Love
  319. [picture] Turkish Kabob Gyros In The Airplane
  320. [picture] Turkish Street Light
  321. [page] Turks
  322. [page] Two Equals One Proof
  323. [page] Two Foreign Nuns
  324. [picture] Two Stupid Chickens
  325. [page] Two Weeks To Live
  326. [page] UN Survey
  327. [picture] US Flag
  328. [page] US Navy And Canadians
  329. [page] University Entrance Exam
  330. [page] Urinalysis
  331. [page] Volkswagen
  332. [page] Watch The Watch
  333. [page] Ways To Confuse Your Professor
  334. [page] We Have One
  335. [page] Weather Changes Effect In US States
  336. [page] Weather Report
  337. [picture] Weekend Plan
  338. [page] Welfare
  339. [picture] What Every Office Needs
  340. [page] What Money Can Buy
  341. [page] What Your Name Says About You
  342. [page] What Is It
  343. [picture] Which Bathroom Would You Choose In A Hurry
  344. [picture] Who Cares
  345. [page] Who Reads What And Why
  346. [page] Who Was Jesus
  347. [page] Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road
  348. [picture] Why MonaLisa Is Smiling
  349. [page] Why Teachers Go Crezy
  350. [picture] Why Is Honey Golden In Color
  351. [page] Wild Life
  352. [picture] Wish You Were Here
  353. [page] Wittle Wabbits
  354. [page] Worms
  355. [picture] Yahoo Smilies
  356. [page] You Americans
  357. [page] You Know You Are Obsessed With The Simpsons When
  358. [page] You Know You Are From Silicon Valley When
  359. [page] You Know You Are Too Drunk When
  360. [picture] Your Ass In Jail
  361. [page] Zoooooom
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