A Day Off

Next time think it over for a day off!!!!

Employee: Boss can I have the day off tomorrow?

Boss: So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what
you are asking
for:

There are 365 days per year available for work.

There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have
2 days off per
week,
leaving 261 days available for work.

Since you spend 16 hours each day away from work, you
have used up 170
days, leaving only 91 days available.

You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee break which
counts for 23 days
each year, leaving only 68 days available.

With a 1 hour lunch each day, you used up another 46
days, leaving only
22
days available for work.

You normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave. This
leaves you only
20
days per year available for work.

We are off 5 holidays per year, so your available
working time is down
to
15 days.

We generously give 14 days vacation per year which
leaves only 1 day
available for work and I'll be damned if you are going
to take that day
off !!