How do you make a Tork laugh on Saturday? Tell him a
joke on Wednesday.
Why did the Tork stare at an orange juice can for 2
hours? Because it said 'concentrate'.
How do you keep a Tork busy forever? Write 'Please
turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.
Why can't Tork make ice cubes? They always forget the
How did the Tork try to kill the bird? He threw it off
Why did 18 Tork go to a movie? Because "below 18" was
not allowed !!!
What do you call a Tork in an institution of higher
learning? A visitor.
A Tork ordered an extra large pizza. The clerk asked
if he should cut it in 6 or 12 pieces. "Six, please. I
could never eat twelve pieces."
Tork #1: "Have you ever read Shakespeare? Tork #2:
"No, who wrote it?"
What about the Tork's wife who gave birth to twins?
Her husband is out looking for the other man.