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Embarrassing First Date
This just tells you how hard it is to be single nowadays...
This was on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno on September 7, 1999.
Jay went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date
that a woman ever had. When the winner described her worst
first date experience, there was absolutely no question as to why
her tale took the prize.
Marilyn said it was midwinter...snowing and quite cold.
The guy had taken her skiing to Lake Arrowhead. It was a day trip (no
The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed
home late that afternoon. They were driving backdown the mountain
when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that
They were about an hour awayfrom anywhere with a rest room and
in the middle of nowhere.
Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while.
Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came
a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her pee
beside the road, or she would go on the front seat of his car.
They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked
down her pants and started.
Unfortunately, in the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so
she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her
companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and
indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All
she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather
embarrassing nature of the situation.
Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another
As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered
her buttocks were firmly glued to the car's fender. Thoughts of
tongues frozen to pump handles immediately came to mind as
she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was
quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the
extreme cold. Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor,
she answered her date's concerns about "what was taking so
long" with a reply that indeed, she was freezing her butt off
and needed some assistance. He came around the car as she tried
to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked
imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She, too, got the
giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves,
they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation
was, they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it
would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip
of the icy metal. Thinking about what had gotten her into the
predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there
was only one way to get her free so, as she looked the other
way, her first time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her
butt off the fender. As for the Tonight Show...she took the prize
hands down...or perhaps that should be "pants down." And you
thought your first date was embarrassing... ? A whole new
definition of being "pissed off."
"Integrity is doing the right thing when no one is watching"