Be Careful Naming Children

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy." He turned to the second Mom, Ann, "Your obsession is with money. Again it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny." He turns to the third Mom, Joyce, "Your obsession is alcohol. This, too manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy." At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and whispers, "Come on Dick, we're leaving."

User Comments

lmao i love this joke dont care how many times i hear or read it.

carly on December 11, 2005 at 07:08

No one cares Carly....shut up

CarlyIsAnIdiot on December 13, 2005 at 12:59

lame

xyz on January 02, 2006 at 10:36

Hilarious! Candy, Penny, Brandy, and Dick! Ahahahaha!

UH-HUH on January 12, 2006 at 05:04

Im in a joke, cool

Dick on October 03, 2006 at 06:44

ur fricking hilarious......lol