Car Brand Names

AUDI : Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
BMW : Brings Me Women but Broke My Wallet
FIAT : Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
FORD : Fast Only Rolling Downhill
SAAB : Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
HYUNDAI : Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
SUBARU : Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
VOLVO : Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
PORSCHE : Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

User Comments

you're about the only one that doesn't like Audi's. Everybody knows
when it comes to Audi, it's usually above average.

Robin on January 30, 2007 at 07:43

Audi's are sooooooooo not above average...if your looking for a good
car, try a porsche or a BMW convertable...now there's style :)

k_9 on July 03, 2007 at 06:09

ya really, audis suck! I personally would have to go for a porsche or
a BMW but the BMW would have to be a convertible :)

Je_Re on November 14, 2007 at 05:38

Porches' Rock!!!

silverquick on February 28, 2008 at 04:04

subarus rule everthing else sucksnot ferraris lambos ect

heyhey on March 16, 2008 at 12:52

The only car you should criticise is the FIAT because you makin' a jok
out of all these cars but would you put the time and effort in to try
create an automobile. And if not so stop criticising the cars you
dislike because one day it could come back to you. I pay my credits to
the Lamborghini.

LiL PimP on April 11, 2008 at 12:08

Yeah! Yeah. I love Volvo :> or maybe a uhh uhh.. yeah! Porsche is love
:D

yeahbabyy on May 29, 2008 at 08:22

pontiac poor old nigga think its a caddilac

john on February 21, 2009 at 07:11

I think that Audi is a great car with great looks.

Uncle Al on February 23, 2009 at 04:00

i am pretty sure, none of you have driven a car. i even doubt u have
license.

yoho on April 22, 2009 at 06:27

I LOVE Volkswagen and Porsche. Germans engineer the best cars.

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Justin Ma on May 25, 2009 at 08:00

what is wrong with a ford i have one but it takes a beating and it
still goes so fuck u all if you dont like my style;)

mike on May 26, 2009 at 06:58

dodge should be depending on daddys garage experience. Ford is a
fixed or rebuilt dodge

don on June 12, 2009 at 08:22

subaru backwards is u r a bus. And owners agree.

zazzle on August 09, 2009 at 06:43

If you want a car...get a S/\TURN

XEN on August 20, 2009 at 02:42

i like Lexus the best. My family has one. Its awesome

fosizzle my dizzle on August 25, 2009 at 03:37

FAIT Fix It Again Tomorrow