AT THE BEEP..."
> Actual Answering Machine Messages Recorded and
> Verified By The World
> International Institute of Answering Machine Messages:
> 10. My wife and I can't come to the phone right now,
> but if you'll
> your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as
> we're finished.
> 9. Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable
> of receiving
> My owners do not need siding, windows or a hot tub,
> and their carpets
> clean. They give to charity at the office and don't
> need their picture
> taken. If you're still with me, leave your name and
> home phone number
> they will get back to you.
> 8. This is not an answering machine - this is a
> device. After the tone, think about your name, your
> number, and your
> for calling.... and I'll think about returning your
> 7. Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his
> speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to
> myself with one of
> 6. Hi. This is John: If you are the phone company, I
> already sent the
> If you are my parents, please send money. If you are
> my bank, you
> lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe
> me money. If you
> are a
> female, don't worry, I have LOTS of money.
> 5. A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those
> reasons is why we're
> here. So, leave a message.
> 4. Hello! If you leave a message, I'll call you soon.
> If you leave a
> message, I'll call sooner.
> 3. Hi. Now YOU say something.
> 2. Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I
> don't like. Leave
> me a
> message, and if I don't call back, it's you.
> And the Number 1 Actual Answering Machine Message
> Recorded and Verified
> The World Famous International Institute of Answering
> Machine Messages.
> 1. Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya. We can't pick
> up the phone
> now, because we're doing something we really enjoy.
> Sonya likes doing
> it up
> and down, and I like doing it left to right... real
> slowly. So leave a
> message, and when we're done brushing our teeth, we'll
> call you back.