The Benefits of Sex
Now, this one will frighten you into sending it on - even if you are not
Did you know that you can tell from the skin whether a person is sexually
active or not?
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when woman make
love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which make hair
shiny and skin smooth.
2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis,
skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and
makes your skin glow.
3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic
4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones
up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming
20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases the chemical
endorphin into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving
you with a feeling of well-being.
6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually
active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones.
These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE
EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages
saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that
decay, preventing plaque build-up.
9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release
the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural
antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
This message has been sent to you for good luck in sex. The original
is in a room in Malaise. It has been sent around the world nine times.
Now sex has been sent to you. The "Hot Sex Fairy" will visit you within
four days of receiving this message, provided you, in turn, send it on. If
you don't then you will never receive good sex again for the rest of your life.
You will eventually become celibate, and your genitals will rot and fall off.
This is no joke! Send copies to people you think need sex (who doesn't?) Don't
send money, as the fate of your genitals has no price. Do not keep this
This message must leave your e-mail in 96 hours. Please send ten copies and see
what happens in four days.
Since the copy must tour the world, you must send it. This is true, even if
you are not superstitious. GOOD SEX, but please remember: 10 copies of
this message must leave your e-mail in 96 hours or you will not have good
sex again for the rest of your life !!!