A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight
up to the counter and said, "Hi, I hate drawing welfare.
I would really rather find a job."
The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing.
We've just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a
chauffeur/bodyguard for his nympho daughter.
You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes, but the suits,
and ties are provided. Because of the long hours of this job, meals will
also be provided and you will also be required to escort the young lady
her overseas holidays.
The salary package is $200,000 a year.".
The young man said,"You're bullshitting me man!"
The man behind the counter said, "Well, you started it!"