> > An Indian walks into a New York City bank and asks to see the loan
> > officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks
> > needs to borrow $5,000.
> > The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for
> > loan, so the man hand over the keys of a new Rolls Royce parked on
> > street in front of the bank.
> > Everything is checked out, and the bank agrees to accept the car
> > collateral for the loan.
> > An employee drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage
> > it there.
> > Two weeks later, the man returns, repays the $5,000 and the
> > which comes to $15.41.
> > The loan officer says, "We are very happy to have had your
> > this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little
> > While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a
> > multimillionaire.
> > What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
> > The Indian replied, "Where else in New York can I park my car for
> > weeks for 15 bucks?"
> > Cheers!
> > Indians are Indians......., Smarts.