One woman says to another, "how did you die"?
"I froze to death," says the second.
"That's awful" says the first woman. "How does it feel
to freeze to death?"
"It's very uncomfortable at first," says the second
woman. "You get the shakes, and you get pains in all
your fingers and toes. But eventually,it's a very calm
way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off,
as if you're sleeping."
"How about you, how did you die?" asked the second
"I had a heart attack," says the first woman. "You see
I knew my husband was cheating on me, so one day I
showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the
bedroom, and found him alone watching TV. I ran to
the basement, but no one was hiding there either. I
ran to the second floor, but no one was hiding there
either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and
just as I get there, I had a massive heart attack and
The second woman shakes her head. "What a pity ... if
you had only looked in the freezer, we'd both still be