A blond woman, a black woman and a hispanic woman
were traveling across country by jet. Half way through
the trip, the pilot comes on the intercom and
announces, "I have some bad news. We are having major
engine trouble and a crash is inevitable, so please
The blond immediately opens her purse and frantically
touches up her makeup. The hispanic woman say, "What
are you doing? We're going to crash! We're not going
to a party!"
The blond answers, "I know, but I heard that they
always save the beautiful people first in a crash."
The hispanic woman then goes through her purse and
puts on every bit of jewelry she has and puts on the
beautiful new sweater she was taking to her mother as
The black woman see this and asks, "Girl, are you
crazy? What are you doing?"
The hispanic woman says, "I heard, that in a crash,
they always look for the rich people first."
The black woman then jumps up and removes her skirt
and panties. The other two women ask her what she is
"I don't know where you two get your information, but
when I see a plane crash on the news, the most
important thing is finding the black box!"