A SECRETARY COMPLAINS ABOUT HER BOSS
She says, "My boss is so sex-crazed.
Everytime he comes into the office, I must do the LAPTOP
position, and then the DESKTOP position, followed by
the SPREADSHEET format.
I must LOAD UP his SOFT DISK into a HARD DISK,
so that he can INSERT in my C DRIVE and then the A DRIVE.
Then he'll ask me to EJECT his SOFTWARE outside my C DRIVE so
that he is VIRUS FREE.
Then he changes his mind and decides to ENTER, ENTER, and ENTER
the whole day till he is in MICROSOFT stage.
Once I tried to ESC (escape) but he caught me and Shifted me to
where he started pressing BACKSPACE, and said "TURNOVER"
Today, many a times he works without CAPSLOCK (without "cap" or
and sometimes as an Alternative he CRASHES @ my SYSTEM until he
looses his CTRL (control) and again he LOGS IN...
This process may continue until I SHUT DOWN his MAIN SYSTEM.