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A Secretary Complains About Her Boss


A SECRETARY COMPLAINS ABOUT HER BOSS

She says, "My boss is so sex-crazed.

Everytime he comes into the office, I must do the LAPTOP
position, and then the DESKTOP position, followed by
the SPREADSHEET format.

I must LOAD UP his SOFT DISK into a HARD DISK,

so that he can INSERT in my C DRIVE and then the A DRIVE.

Then he'll ask me to EJECT his SOFTWARE outside my C DRIVE so
that he is VIRUS FREE.

Then he changes his mind and decides to ENTER, ENTER, and ENTER
the whole day till he is in MICROSOFT stage.

Once I tried to ESC (escape) but he caught me and Shifted me to

his HOME

where he started pressing BACKSPACE, and said "TURNOVER"

Today, many a times he works without CAPSLOCK (without "cap" or
"helmet")

and sometimes as an Alternative he CRASHES @ my SYSTEM until he
looses his CTRL (control) and again he LOGS IN...

This process may continue until I SHUT DOWN his MAIN SYSTEM.

User Comments
whao...u must be very brave...all this happened to you...damn. wish i
had the streght
gibson on October 17, 2005 at 04:08
this was ok. kinda thought ya may have overkilled it a bit tho. but i
can see where the humor is in it
carly on December 11, 2005 at 06:29
That was pretty good. Ill never look at my keyboard the same way
again. u_u
Skullbie on January 11, 2006 at 02:01
Good thing!
Maria on February 06, 2006 at 09:27
*stares at keyboard* ... *cringe*
Q33NY on September 22, 2007 at 06:11
You could have used the "PAUSE/BREAK" option if you really wanted to.
John B on September 29, 2007 at 06:41
where is the humor in it ???
Abid on January 06, 2008 at 11:54
I wish I could be 'Boss' and have Secreatry with a Labtop which 'C'
and 'A' drive without virus!
KUMAR on March 14, 2008 at 01:30

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