Pasken & Rabbis Ice Cream
Pasken and Rabbis ice creams are available in cohens, frozen on a
shtick, or in a plastic Yid-dish. In addition to their up-to-the-mitzvah
selections of ice cream flavors, P&R's also offers such tasty treats as
Tosefloats, Saturdaes, Madua-lo-diet freezes, the tantalizing Bamid-bar,
as well as traditional ice cream Sotahs in a variety of delicious
flavors- the latter, of course, made with Korban-ated water and, if you
wish, an extra pshat of seltzer.
And while our competitors may offer a multilayered Goyishe Cup,
remember that only Pasken and Rabbi's features a free sample of any
flavor- which we call Bameh Madlickin'.
We are proud to continue our old and sacred tradition of serving a
multitude of flavors, a custom which began with the sainted Ga'on of
V'nila (may his memory be a dressing), who first claimed the mitzvah of
Hachnassat ice cream.
His disciples, known as the Eggnogdim, carried on for generations a
debate with the followers of the Baal Shempaine over which scoop to put
on top. Today, we abide by the decisions of the Ga'on's school, and we
have adopted his famous slogan, "Talmond Tort K'neggnog Coolime."
Soda & Gomorra
Tishba B'Avarian Cream
Oy Vey Iz
Cin'm'n Toff & Mazel Toffe-ee
Af Al Pecan
Tora Shebe'al Pear
M'lo Kol Ha'aretz Avacado
Asseret Yummy Chewvah
Berry Pr'i Hagafen