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(#655) The sermon
(My thanks to Marcos Sokiransky
from Buenos Aires for the true story on which this joke is based)
One Friday night I was in the synagogue
and the Rabbi was giving his usual sermon. At the end of his speech, he
told the congregation, Before we continue, I would like to inform you
that our synagogue has decided to collect goods for the most needy people
in our area. Its for a good cause and we need your help. Please bring
us this Sunday anything you have lying around your house that you can spare
or have no great need for. For example, Im sure that you can all think
of something that you have excess of.
Behind me I heard the voice of an old
lady saying to her neighbour seated next to her, Yes, Tsuris.
(Tsuris: A word referring to all problems,
trouble, grief, aggravation and heartache. Examples: daughter pregnant
with child of an unemployed Catholic bartender, adult son loses job and
moves back home. Major tsuris: daughter and baby Bridget move back home
too.)
(#656) The flight of the Rabbis
Thirteen Rabbis were on their way to Jerusalem
when their flight ran into a big thunderstorm. One of the Rabbis immediately
called over a stewardess. Wanting to calm her nerves, he said, "Could you
please tell the pilot that everything will be all right because there are
13 very religious men aboard this plane."
A few minutes later, the stewardess returned
from the cockpit.
She told the Rabbi, "Our pilot said that
although he was pleased to learn that we have 13 holy men aboard this flight,
he would still rather have just one good engine."
(#657) Love, hate and heaven
Sam, Abbe and Moishe were waiting in line
to get into Heaven. When Sam gets to the front of the queue, the Angel
Gabriel said, "Heaven is nearly full today and I can only admit those who
have had horrible deaths. What's your story?"
"I suspected my wife was cheating on me,"
says Sam, "so I came home early to try to catch her red-handed. I knew
something was wrong as soon as I entered my flat, but I couldnt find where
the other guy was hiding. However, when I went out onto my balcony, there
was this man hanging onto my railings. I was furious and started kicking
him but he held on so I got a hammer and battered his fingers. He couldn't
take that and had to let go. He fell 20 stories but he somehow landed in
some thick bushes and only stunned himself so I ran into my kitchen, grabbed
the fridge and threw it over the balcony. My aim was perfect it landed
right on top of him, killing him instantly. Unfortunately, all the raw
anger got to me. I had a massive heart attack and died on my balcony."
"That sounds quite bad to me," said the
Angel Gabriel and let Sam in.
He then explains to Abbe about Heaven
being full and asks for his story.
"It's been a very unusual day for me.
I live on the 21st floor of a Docklands tower
and every morning I do exercises on my
balcony. Unfortunately, this morning I slipped on the wet floor and fell
over the edge. Luckily, I managed to grab the railing of the balcony below
mine. All of a sudden, a man burst out onto the balcony and just for a
moment I thought I was saved. But he was a madman and started beating me.
I somehow held on but when he started hammering at my hands, I had to let
go. But I got lucky and fell into the bushes below, winded but OK. But
my luck ran out when a fridge fell on me. Now I'm here."
Once again, Angel Gabriel agreed that
that sounded like a pretty horrible death.
Moishe came to the front of the line and
again the whole process was repeated. Angel Gabriel explained that Heaven
was full and asked for his story.
"Picture this," says Moishe, "I'm hiding
naked inside a refrigerator..."
(#658) The shul visitors
Rabbi Bloom of the United Orthodox Synagogue
was playing golf one Sunday when he meets three members of the Federation
Reform Synagogue on the course. They talk and he invites them to come to
his shul. Next Shabbos they make an appearance, but because they turn up
some time after service began, all the main seats are filled. Several other
latecomers were already seated on folding chairs.
Rabbi Bloom calls over the Shammas. "Moishe,
please get three chairs for my reform friends in the back."
Moishe is a bit deaf so he leans closer
and says, "I beg your pardon, Rabbi?"
Rabbi Bloom again says, "Get three chairs
for my reform friends in the back."
Moishe was puzzled but as there was a
lull in the service, he goes to the front of the shul and loudly announces,
"The Rabbi says, 'Give three cheers for my Reform friends in the back!'"
(#659) The student letter and its reply
Dear Dad
Univer$ity life i$ really great and Im
beginning to enjoy it. Even though Im making lot$ of new friend$, I $till
find time to $tudy very hard. I already have $ome $tuff and I $imply can't
think of anything el$e I need, $o if you like, you can ju$t $end me a $imple
card a$ I would love to hear from you.
Love,
Your $on
Moi$he
His father replies: -
Dear Moishe
I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and
oceaNOgraphy are probably NOt  eNOugh to keep even an hoNOurs student
busy. But do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task and
one can never study eNOugh.
Love your father,
ArNOld
(#660) Will the real mother-in-law please
stand up
Many years ago, a Jewish town had a shortage
of single men of marriageable age and they used to bring them in from nearby
towns. One day, when a suitable man arrived by train, not one but two mother-in-laws-to-be
were waiting for him and each claimed him for themselves. So the Rabbi
was called to sort it out.
After he heard the facts, he said to the
two women, "If you still both want him, then we'll have to cut him in half
and each one of you can then have half of him."
One kept quiet while the other said, "In
that case, give him to the other woman."
When the Rabbi heard this, he immediately
said, "OK, I agree. The other woman can have him. Anyone willing to cut
him in half is obviously the real mother-in-law!"
(#661) Recognition
Moshe wants to buy a parrot and goes to
his local pet shop to see what they have. The assistant shows him a parrot
and explains that this one is really quite special - it can speak most
languages. So Moshe decides to test this out.
"Do you speak English?" asks Moshe.
"Yes," replied the parrot.
"Hablas Espanol?" asks Moshe.
"Si," replied the parrot.
"Parlez vouz Francaise?" asks Moshe.
"Oui," replied the parrot.
"Sprechen sie Deutsch?" asks Moshe.
"Jawohl," replied the parrot.
"Falas Portugues?" asks Moshe.
"Sim," replied the parrot.
Moshe pauses for a while, then asks the
parrot, "Do you speak Yiddish?"
The parrot shrugs its shoulders and says,
"Nu? Vis a nose like dis, vot you tink?"
(#662) The relationship
Whenever 4-year old Miriam was asked her
name, she replied, "I'm Mr Levys daughter."
So her mother tells her this is wrong
and that she must answer, "I'm Miriam Levy."
Next shabbos, after the service, the Rabbi
asks her, "Aren't you Mr Levys daughter, little girl?"
Miriam replies, "I thought I was, but
my mother says I'm not."
(#663) Medical facts
Issy and Rabbi Samuel were sitting next
to each other on the tube train one night. Issy was returning home after
another wild leaving party in the City, where he worked, and Rabbi Samuel
was going to the Yeshiva to study. They often saw each other on the tube
train and not for the first time, Issy smelled of beer, his shirt was stained,
and his face was covered in lipstick.
Issy unfolded his Jewish Chronicle and
began to read. After a few minutes, he turned to the Rabbi and asked, "What
causes arthritis, Rabbi?"
Rabbi Samuel replied, "It's caused by
loose living, being with cheap, uninhibited women, drinking too much alcohol
and contempt for your fellow man."
"Really?" replied Issy, "It says here
in my paper that the well known Rabbi Jacobs has a very bad case of arthritis."
(#664) The gift
One year, Louis didnt know what to buy
his mother-in-law for her birthday, so he bought her a large plot in Bushey
cemetery.
The following year, Louis bought her nothing
for her birthday and his wife was quick to comment loud and long on his
thoughtlessness to her mother.
"So, why didnt you buy her something?"
she snapped at him.
"Well, she hasnt used the gift I gave
her last year," he replied.
(#665) A visit to the Rabbi
Even though they were brought up strictly
orthodox, Shlomo, 8 and Isaac, 10 were very naughty brothers. When anything
went wrong in Golders Green, they were nearly always involved.
One day, a friend visited their parents
and mentioned a Rabbi who was having great success with delinquent children.
As they were finding it difficult to control their boys, they went to this
Rabbi and asked whether he could help.
He said he could and asked to see the
younger boy first but he must be alone. So Shlomo went to see the Rabbi
while Isaac was kept at home.
The Rabbi sat Shlomo down across a huge,
solid mahogany desk and he sat down on the other side. For 5 minutes they
just sat and stared at each other. Finally, the Rabbi pointed his finger
at Shlomo and asked, "Where is God?" Shlomo said nothing. Again, in a louder
tone, the Rabbi pointed at Shlomo and asked, "Where is God?" Again Shlomo
said nothing. Then the Rabbi leaned across the desk, put his finger on
Shlomo's nose and shouted, "For the third time, Shlomo, where is God?"
Shlomo panicked at this, got up and ran
all the way home. He went straight up to Isaacs room and said, "We are
in big trouble, Isaac."
"What do you mean, big trouble, little
brother?" said Isaac.
Shlomo replied, "God is missing... and
Im sure they think we did it."
(#666) The mitzvah
As soon as the shabbos service had ended,
little Benjy walks up to Rabbi Bloom and says, "When I grow up, Rabbi,
I'm going to give you lots of money."
Rabbi Bloom laughs and replies, "That's
really good to know, Benjy, but why do you want to do this?"
Benjy replies, "Because my Dad says you're
the poorest Rabbi we have ever had!"
(#667) The nibbler
Rabbi Levy was running behind with his
daily schedule because he had attended a number of unforeseen events. His
next port of call was Mrs. Gold. As soon as he arrived at the nursing home,
the matron said, "Rabbi, Mrs. Gold has been waiting to see you all day.
She was afraid you had forgotten all about her."
The Rabbi apologized, and went straight
to Mrs. Golds room. He sat down in the chair next to her bed and after
he had said a few words of encouragement to her, she began to talk about
her day. Whilst he was listening, he noticed a small bowl of peanuts next
to her, so he interrupted and asked her if she would mind if he took a
few of the peanuts.
"No, of course not," she replied and continued
talking at length about her day.
A few minutes later, Rabbi Levy interrupted
her again and said, "Mrs. Gold, I'm sorry but I've eaten almost all of
your peanuts."
Mrs. Gold smiled at him and said, "Don't
worry about it Rabbi, I can't eat peanuts - I just like to nibble the chocolate
off them."
(#668) The ten things all Jewish men
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(#669) The operation
Recovering from major heart surgery, Moishe
awoke to find the curtains in his private ward drawn. When his surgeon
arrived, he immediately saw the perplexed look on Moishes face. So he
said, "Please dont be alarmed, Moishe. Theres a large fire in the garden
right outside your window and we didn't want you to wake up and think the
surgery was a failure".
(#670) Forget Something?
Because their memories were getting so
bad with old age, Sadie and Sam had to put things in writing to help them
remember them. One night, Sam got up from watching the usual TV soap and
said to Sadie, "Im going to the kitchen for something to eat. Do you want
anything while I'm there?"
Sadie said, "Yes, Sam, some ice cream,
please."
Just as Sam set off she added, "And write
it down."
"Dont worry, I can remember ice cream,"
said Sam.
Then Sadie said, "I also want strawberries
on my ice cream... Write it down."
"No need, I can remember ice cream with
strawberries," he replied.
Sadie added, "But I also want whipped
cream on top of the strawberries."
Sam nodded, but left the room without
writing anything down.
When he returned, Sam was carrying a plate
of cold roast beef with mustard.
"Now see what you've done," she said,
"Youve forgotten the toast I asked for."
(#671) Creation of Israel
On the sixth day God turned to the angel
Gabriel and said, "Today I am going to create a land called Israel. It
will be a land of outstanding natural beauty. It will have rolling hills
and mountains full of goats and eagles, a beautiful, sparkling, clear ocean
full of sea life and high cliffs overlooking white sandy beaches."
God continued, "And I shall make the land
rich in oil to allow the
inhabitants to prosper. I shall call these
inhabitants Jews and they shall be known as the most friendly people
on the earth."
"But," asked Gabriel, "don't you think
youre being too generous to these Jews?"
"Not really," replied God, "just wait
and see the neighbours I am going to
give them."
(#672) My heroic Zeida
My Zaida was very religious. He prayed
3 times a day and laid tefillin every morning. One night, he heard a noise
downstairs and having no fear for his safety went downstairs to see what
it was. It was a burglar and he was putting my Zaidas silver cutlery,
wine goblets and candlesticks into a bag. This made my Zaida very angry
and he shouted at him to stop. He then tried to take the bag away but when
he reached for it, the burglar pulled a knife out of the bag and was just
about to stab my Zaida when all of a sudden, my Zaida screamed out "nisht
mit the milchidic messer" (not with the dairy knife).
(#673) Business versus pleasure
Issy owned a small deli in Hendon. One
day, a tax inspector knocked on his door and questioned him about his recent
tax return. Issy had reported a net profit of £50,000 for the year
and he wanted to know all about it.
"Its like this," said Issy. "I work like
a maniac all year round and all of my family help me out whenever they
can. My deli is closed only five times a year. Thats how I made £50,000."
"It's not your income that bothers us,"
said the taxman. "It's the business travel deductions of £80,000
that worries us. You entered on the tax return that you and your wife made
fifteen business trips to Israel."
"Oh," said Issy, smiling. "I forgot to
tell you that we also deliver."
(#674) The meeting
Hannah and Natalie hadnt seen each other
since they were at school together over 30 years ago. But its a small
world and they meet by chance in Brent Cross shopping Centre one Sunday
afternoon. Hannah tells Natalie about her children. "My son is a doctor
and he's got three children of his own. My daughter is married to a lawyer
and they have two fabulous girls. What about you, Natalie?"
Natalie replies, "Im married to Moishe
and sadly, we don't have any children. So we dont have any grandchildren."
Hannah says, "If you have no children
and no grandchildren, tell me, what do you do for aggravation?"
 
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