"Collect Call to G-d, Please"
A man realized that he had to stop to daven Mincha,
as it was getting dark. So he stopped by a
telephone booth, picked up the reciever, and made it
look like he was talking on the phone,
while he was actually davvening.
When he finished, he closed the siddur, hung up the
phone, and walked out of the booth,
wondering why everyone was standing around, laughing.
He looked up, to discover a sign on the phone booth
saying: "OUT OF ORDER".