And the L-rd appointed a great fish to swallow up Jonah;
and Jonah was in the belly of the fish three days and three
nights. Then Jonah prayed to the L-rd his God from the belly
of the fish, saying 'I called to the L-rd out of my distress
and He answered me' ... and the L-rd spoke to the fish, and
it vomited out Jonah upon the dry land.
What does this story teach us?
Pick an answer:
That was one finicky whale
Chew before you swallow
The whale could not stomach Jonah
"Lord, I ordered a Jonah medium-rare. This one is raw!"
You can't keep a good man down