Jewish Red Riding Hood
Little Red Hooding Ride was walking through the Catskills
one day and she came across Mr. Woolfe.
"Where are you going Boobela," asked Mr Woolfe?
"I'm going to see my Bobbeh (grandma) what lives in the
forest," answered Red Hooding Ride..
Mr. Woolfe got in a taxi and went to the Bobbeh's house,
gobbled her up put on her dressing gown and got into her bed
and pulled the sheets up to his chin..
Then there was a knock on the door. "Come in," called
Red Hooding Ride opened the door, went in, looked at her
Bobbeh and said, "Oh Bobbeh...What big eyes you have."
"All the better to see you with," said Mr. Woolfe,
"But Bobbeh...what big ears you have," cried Red Hooding
"All the better to hear you with," chuckled Mr Woolfe!
"Yes, but Bobbeh...What a big nose you have," whispered
Red Hooding Ride.
"HUH?!" growled the Mr. Woolfe, "Look who's talking!"