1. Why did God create woman?
-To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet.
_____
2. If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
-The swallow.
_____
3. How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex?
-Call her.
_____
4. Why do women fake orgasms?
-Because they think men care.
_____
5. What is the definition of "making love"
-Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her.
_____
6. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
-Slow down and use a lubricant.
_____
7. What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
- Oral sex makes your day. Anal sex makes your [w]HOLE weak.
_____
8. How many sexists does it take to change a light bulb?
-None, let the bitch cook in the dark.
_____
9.What's the difference between pre-menstrual tension and B.S.E?
-One's mad cow disease; the other's an agricultural problem.
_____
10. Why does the bride always wear white?
-Because it's good for the dishwasher to match the stove and
refrigerator.
_____
11. What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
-Nothing, she's been told twice already.
_____
12. How many men does it take to open a beer?
-None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in.
_____
13. If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what
have you done wrong?
-Made her chain too long.
_____
14. How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
-Marry it!
_____
15. What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
-A battery has a positive side.
_____
16. What are the three fastest means of communication?
-1) Internet 2) Telephone 3) Tel-a-woman
_____
17. Why do hunters make the best lovers?
-Because they go deep in the bush, shoot more than once, and they eat
what they shoot.
_____
18. How are fat girls and mopeds alike?
-They're both fun to ride until your friends find out.
_____
19. What should you give a woman who has everything?
-A man to show her how to work it.
_____
20. How are tornadoes and marriage alike?
-They both begin with a lot of blowing and sucking, and in the end you
lose your house.
_____
21. Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle?
-She knows she's given her last blow job.
_____
22. What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?
-A whore sleeps with everyone at the party while a bitch sleeps with
everyone at the party except you.
_____
23. What's the difference between your wife and your job?
-After 10 years the job still sucks.
_____
24. What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
-Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.
_____
25. Why is the space between a women's breasts and her hips called
"waist"?
-Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.
_____
26. Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
-When you take it off, you wonder where her tits went.
_____
27. How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
-Put a nipple on it.
_____
28. Why did the woman cross the road?
-What's the bitch doing out of the kitchen in the first place?!
_____
29. Why are there no female astronauts on the moon?
-'cause it doesn't need cleaning yet.
_____
30. How is a woman like a condom?
-Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick
-To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet.
_____
2. If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
-The swallow.
_____
3. How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex?
-Call her.
_____
4. Why do women fake orgasms?
-Because they think men care.
_____
5. What is the definition of "making love"
-Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her.
_____
6. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
-Slow down and use a lubricant.
_____
7. What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
- Oral sex makes your day. Anal sex makes your [w]HOLE weak.
_____
8. How many sexists does it take to change a light bulb?
-None, let the bitch cook in the dark.
_____
9.What's the difference between pre-menstrual tension and B.S.E?
-One's mad cow disease; the other's an agricultural problem.
_____
10. Why does the bride always wear white?
-Because it's good for the dishwasher to match the stove and
refrigerator.
_____
11. What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
-Nothing, she's been told twice already.
_____
12. How many men does it take to open a beer?
-None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in.
_____
13. If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what
have you done wrong?
-Made her chain too long.
_____
14. How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
-Marry it!
_____
15. What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
-A battery has a positive side.
_____
16. What are the three fastest means of communication?
-1) Internet 2) Telephone 3) Tel-a-woman
_____
17. Why do hunters make the best lovers?
-Because they go deep in the bush, shoot more than once, and they eat
what they shoot.
_____
18. How are fat girls and mopeds alike?
-They're both fun to ride until your friends find out.
_____
19. What should you give a woman who has everything?
-A man to show her how to work it.
_____
20. How are tornadoes and marriage alike?
-They both begin with a lot of blowing and sucking, and in the end you
lose your house.
_____
21. Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle?
-She knows she's given her last blow job.
_____
22. What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?
-A whore sleeps with everyone at the party while a bitch sleeps with
everyone at the party except you.
_____
23. What's the difference between your wife and your job?
-After 10 years the job still sucks.
_____
24. What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
-Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.
_____
25. Why is the space between a women's breasts and her hips called
"waist"?
-Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.
_____
26. Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
-When you take it off, you wonder where her tits went.
_____
27. How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
-Put a nipple on it.
_____
28. Why did the woman cross the road?
-What's the bitch doing out of the kitchen in the first place?!
_____
29. Why are there no female astronauts on the moon?
-'cause it doesn't need cleaning yet.
_____
30. How is a woman like a condom?
-Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick
Robert on February 27, 2007 at 10:36
this is the most sexist peice of crap i have ever seen. i hope you are
proud of yourself.:)
proud of yourself.:)
creto on March 06, 2007 at 12:20
This is hilarious, I'm proud of you
T on March 08, 2007 at 12:41
That was funny as...please add more!!!!!
Kripton on March 08, 2007 at 06:50
I LOVE U sexist jokes rule!
ryan on March 20, 2007 at 02:42
why dont women need to wear watches?
because theres a clock on the
stove
stove
bing bong on March 22, 2007 at 06:02
these are GREAT keep it up
brian on March 25, 2007 at 09:28
Creto get a life ya slag
Bitch Slapper on March 28, 2007 at 10:51
thsi is absolutely wonderful, keep it up
Todd on March 31, 2007 at 07:44
HOW CAN YOU TELL IF A WOMAN IS HAVING AN ORGASM?
WHO FUCKING CARES!
Bill on April 01, 2007 at 03:24
awesome, more!
john on April 08, 2007 at 07:00
Oh come on some of these are funny as hell.
Tiffany on April 09, 2007 at 09:09
You are in your house with the doors locked,The dogs barking at one
door to let him in and your wife at the other door bitching to let her
in, who do you let in first? The dog because you will know it will
shut up
door to let him in and your wife at the other door bitching to let her
in, who do you let in first? The dog because you will know it will
shut up
Justin on April 11, 2007 at 06:57
lmao these are gold. shutup robert pretending your not laughing aswell
wont get you a gf either :P
wont get you a gf either :P
Chaz on April 12, 2007 at 06:36
lmao what do you call a party where half the women are on their
periods and the other half have a yeast infection? A whine and cheese
party
periods and the other half have a yeast infection? A whine and cheese
party
Josh on April 14, 2007 at 09:38
some of these are funny, but some of them are just plain disgusting.
And fuck that, my mans in the kitchen more than i am because a real
man does what he can.
And fuck that, my mans in the kitchen more than i am because a real
man does what he can.
Daisy on April 20, 2007 at 09:43
god this stuff is funny write some more
bob on April 20, 2007 at 04:01
He's trying to make up for all the women he slept with at work.
Daisy is lazy on April 23, 2007 at 10:15
They are very good!!!!
hahahahahahahahaha on April 24, 2007 at 02:07
HA HA HA Laugh out loud FUNNY!!!
your dad on April 24, 2007 at 07:23
I love this site... and so does my girlfriend
Shooter on April 26, 2007 at 02:09
All of these lil pansie-mo'fo's need to shut the hell up! They
probably never hada woman to begin with! Go watch some oprah!
probably never hada woman to begin with! Go watch some oprah!
The Rock on May 31, 2007 at 11:00
i cant believe (no really, i dont believe) that guys like you have
ever been in a relationship...the only way you guys probably get laid
is if you pay for it (even then im amazed that you guys get any)
ever been in a relationship...the only way you guys probably get laid
is if you pay for it (even then im amazed that you guys get any)
wtf on July 06, 2007 at 12:45
I could stomp on each joke individually with my scathing satire but
there's one glaring issue here. Somebody has called these things
jokes... and they're not funny. Lamenesh indeed.
there's one glaring issue here. Somebody has called these things
jokes... and they're not funny. Lamenesh indeed.
Nutkin on July 10, 2007 at 10:14
shutup nutkin LMAO dese jks aaare a crak upp...... keep it up m8
corey on September 17, 2007 at 05:10
YOU RULE
DEREK on September 19, 2007 at 09:15
kaka pee pee
poop on September 19, 2007 at 09:15
why don't women need umbrellas?
it doesn't rain between the kitchen
and the bedroom
and the bedroom
katie shannon on October 08, 2007 at 08:57
the best part is that they are just funny and true and girls get so
mad about it."cheer up pussy cat" dont act like your better then us
mad about it."cheer up pussy cat" dont act like your better then us
Evan on November 04, 2007 at 07:46
ALL WOMEN ARE DUMB BITCHES WHO DESERVE TO BE RAPED
HAIRY CUNT on November 05, 2007 at 02:59
WOMEN are such shallow self-indulgemnt cunts they dont get real jokes
WHOO YEAH on November 05, 2007 at 03:02
Why don't women need drivers licenses?
Because there's no road
between the kitchen and the bedroom!
between the kitchen and the bedroom!
B-Rad on December 05, 2007 at 03:40
Guys, you need to get over this.
some of these jokes are funny.
but
they are really sexist, so be careful when and where you use them, if
you want to use them at all. i dont think anyone is taking this
seriously enough for it to be sexist, its really just playing around.
they are really sexist, so be careful when and where you use them, if
you want to use them at all. i dont think anyone is taking this
seriously enough for it to be sexist, its really just playing around.
Asher on December 16, 2007 at 01:23
um, women joke about their man/men in general all of the time, but
when the men do it, it's sexist? I'm pretty sure that fact supports
half of the jokes on this board. Get over yourself; funny is funny
when the men do it, it's sexist? I'm pretty sure that fact supports
half of the jokes on this board. Get over yourself; funny is funny
but it's wrong when a man does it? on December 20, 2007 at 10:20
I agree with "but it's wrong..." If men are not allowed to make fun
of women, then women need to stop all the man bashing/hating they do.
These jokes are far tamer than some of the crap women (and the media)
throw at men. Most of what gets thrown at men is bull$hit to begin
with, but then society accepts it as the "truth" since we hear it so
much or "I saw it on TV so it is true". Misandry is just as bad as
misogyny, but for some reason misandry is socially acceptable. ENOUGH
IS ENOUGH!!
of women, then women need to stop all the man bashing/hating they do.
These jokes are far tamer than some of the crap women (and the media)
throw at men. Most of what gets thrown at men is bull$hit to begin
with, but then society accepts it as the "truth" since we hear it so
much or "I saw it on TV so it is true". Misandry is just as bad as
misogyny, but for some reason misandry is socially acceptable. ENOUGH
IS ENOUGH!!
Joe on December 21, 2007 at 01:38
funny.. but how do half these guys get laid?
honey on December 22, 2007 at 04:54
Women..you need to stop complaining about these jokes. there are
PLENTY of jokes about men. calm down
PLENTY of jokes about men. calm down
Austin on December 23, 2007 at 12:43
completely sexist and apalling.
Pretty funny
Pasco on December 23, 2007 at 06:41
Everyone that complains about this site is a dumb cunt that can't take
a joke for a joke.
a joke for a joke.
O'Doyle Rules on December 24, 2007 at 06:20
Fuckin' Hilarious. Keep 'em comin'!
And if you can't take the
jokes, GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN!
jokes, GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN!
jpm on December 30, 2007 at 12:45
A:Do you want to hear a joke?
B:Yeah, sure.
A: Womans
rights! This one always gets laughs or groans, depending or the
gender and/or the sense of humour of the person hearing the joke. Or
death threats, but that's why we don't tell feminists jokes.
rights! This one always gets laughs or groans, depending or the
gender and/or the sense of humour of the person hearing the joke. Or
death threats, but that's why we don't tell feminists jokes.
hv on December 30, 2007 at 10:34
Even though this is about women and i'm a girl, I thought this was
hilarious.
hilarious.
Jazzy on December 31, 2007 at 09:19
dese r some helllsa funny jokes. all women r bitches
the chicken man on January 05, 2008 at 02:30
these are funny and yeah sure this is a time and place to use not to
your mom or the girl you want to fu ck so really its a guy thing to
tell jokes as its a girl thing to discusse guys behind there backs it
just happens these made a website your gossip hasnt to bad this is
awsome
your mom or the girl you want to fu ck so really its a guy thing to
tell jokes as its a girl thing to discusse guys behind there backs it
just happens these made a website your gossip hasnt to bad this is
awsome
Dallas on January 10, 2008 at 10:26
ha ha ha this is some seriously funny shit i love it butwhats with all
the woman who cant take a joke its true you bitch about us all the
time so shut the fuck up and get back to the kitchen now!
the woman who cant take a joke its true you bitch about us all the
time so shut the fuck up and get back to the kitchen now!
james on January 15, 2008 at 04:05
"Robert" said:
This is the most sexist piece of crap I have ever
seen. I hope you are ashamed of yourself. I THINK SOMEONE'S A
FAG!!!
seen. I hope you are ashamed of yourself. I THINK SOMEONE'S A
FAG!!!
Bobby on January 19, 2008 at 02:51
LOL NUMBER 18.
ENOUGH SAID
Ben on February 02, 2008 at 08:10
haha number 18 all day
gimme bop on February 04, 2008 at 06:18
dude these jokes are great. what does SLAG mean?
Pfysh on February 05, 2008 at 11:01
whats a woman and a washing machine got in common?
they both drip
when there fucked
when there fucked
that_phucker on February 08, 2008 at 02:59
The Husband Store
A brand new store has just opened in New York
City that sells Husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they
have to follow the instructions at the entrance: "You may visit
this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of the
products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item
from a particular floor or may choose to go up to the next floor, but
you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building!"
City that sells Husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they
have to follow the instructions at the entrance: "You may visit
this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of the
products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item
from a particular floor or may choose to go up to the next floor, but
you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building!"
bigginhairyhardtocarry on February 14, 2008 at 05:10
Fuck niggers
nigger on February 25, 2008 at 10:46
These were awesome! add more, i got a good one to,
how do you
change a dish washer into a snow blower? - give her a shovel
change a dish washer into a snow blower? - give her a shovel
Mike on February 25, 2008 at 02:24
fuk these hoes bitching about the jokes keep the cock in ur mouths
slutts
slutts
j remy on February 26, 2008 at 09:40
YES! This site is awesome great jokes! Oh yeah and for the whiny
bitchy women who are on this site and are like "I'm a stupid woman who
doesn't know anything and thinks this site is sexest" GET THE FUCK
BACK IN THE KITCHEN!!!
bitchy women who are on this site and are like "I'm a stupid woman who
doesn't know anything and thinks this site is sexest" GET THE FUCK
BACK IN THE KITCHEN!!!
Kyle and Zack! on March 01, 2008 at 03:46
my wife and I thought these were hilarious, and for those who are
whining, if you can't have a sense of humor about it than don't read
them.
whining, if you can't have a sense of humor about it than don't read
them.
flash on March 02, 2008 at 11:49
This is just priceless. If you don't have enough of a sense of humor
to enjoy this then stop reading.
to enjoy this then stop reading.
Frank the Tank on March 11, 2008 at 08:09
that was awesome. How come women can bash us but we are not allowed
to turn it around. Reminds me of all the 2 faced people out there.
Look, if we are all for equality, then lets let the professional
boxing women get in the ring with the professional boxing men..that
would be fair. They are in the same ring, getting the same pay
equality...jeez quit your whining and pop in the tampon!!
to turn it around. Reminds me of all the 2 faced people out there.
Look, if we are all for equality, then lets let the professional
boxing women get in the ring with the professional boxing men..that
would be fair. They are in the same ring, getting the same pay
equality...jeez quit your whining and pop in the tampon!!
slamd097 on March 24, 2008 at 12:35
I'm a woman, and I still think these jokes are funny as hell.
Seriously, if you're offended by these, get off the computer and go
finish the dishes.
Seriously, if you're offended by these, get off the computer and go
finish the dishes.
rabbit66328292 on May 08, 2008 at 01:31
more please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tyler and seth from osseo on May 14, 2008 at 05:22
If youre a woman offended by these jokes..
fuck you, you suck
theyre all true and if youre not a woman and youre offended by
these jokes fuck you even worse because youre a faggot, and theyre
funnier than your existence
theyre all true and if youre not a woman and youre offended by
these jokes fuck you even worse because youre a faggot, and theyre
funnier than your existence
naaa on May 18, 2008 at 11:11
What's the first thing a woman does when she gets home from the
safehouse? The dishes if she knows what's good for her !!!
safehouse? The dishes if she knows what's good for her !!!
Joshua on May 24, 2008 at 06:38
Some people could really do with lightening up. Yes these jokes are
appallingly sexist, but the fact people consider them jokes, not
statements of fact, shows that the person telling them doesn't really
believe them. It's just like any other offensive joke genre, the only
people you should worry about are the people that live by the mantras
the jokes present, but don't laugh at them.
appallingly sexist, but the fact people consider them jokes, not
statements of fact, shows that the person telling them doesn't really
believe them. It's just like any other offensive joke genre, the only
people you should worry about are the people that live by the mantras
the jokes present, but don't laugh at them.
Bats on May 26, 2008 at 12:07
Most of these jokes are pretty funny, but this shouldn't be a forum
for why girls are better or why guys are better. Whether you want to
believe it or not, both sexes are equal and should appreciate each
other. With out one another, no one would exist.
for why girls are better or why guys are better. Whether you want to
believe it or not, both sexes are equal and should appreciate each
other. With out one another, no one would exist.
Lauren on May 26, 2008 at 01:45
ROBERT GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!
this is funny shit
A. T. Bagger on June 11, 2008 at 07:44
daisy u suck these jokes rock except a few were bad
cool guy lawlz on June 11, 2008 at 10:18
these are fucking sexist u fuck head screw u
cool guy lawlz is a dipshit on June 11, 2008 at 10:19
don't fucking talk to me u bitch ass
who the fuck is this on June 11, 2008 at 10:20
wow i love the jokes haha
remember people there just jokes
if you
get offended, chances are you relate to the joke hahaha relax
get offended, chances are you relate to the joke hahaha relax
samantha on June 12, 2008 at 12:01
why do women write so long posts, wont the food get burnt in the
kitchen
kitchen
batura1 on June 17, 2008 at 01:22
lol these are sexist but seeing how they're JOKES I laughed anyway
madawg on July 06, 2008 at 10:25
Haha, that was awesome.
Li Zhang on July 06, 2008 at 10:46
What's strong enough for a man but built for a woman? The back of my
hand...
hand...
fatty on July 06, 2008 at 03:35
AWESOMEE i love itt alll
and the first guy that wrote: take a joke!!!
its not actually sexist, the people are just jokinm gits fuking funny
its not actually sexist, the people are just jokinm gits fuking funny
steph<3 on July 18, 2008 at 10:13
These were supposed to be jokes? I thought they were documented
facts!
facts!
Jim Smith on August 06, 2008 at 07:33
whats the differance between a washing machine and a woman? A
washing machine wont follow you around when you dump a load in it
washing machine wont follow you around when you dump a load in it
just joking on August 15, 2008 at 05:27
Why are womens feet smaller than mens?
It's an evolutionary thing, so
they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
Mec on August 18, 2008 at 04:10
Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they
smell bad.
smell bad.
Chris on August 18, 2008 at 06:02
Fuck all of u complainers! that was funny, no doubt about it. Jesus
has spoken, Peace out! Vatos Locos 4 Ever!
has spoken, Peace out! Vatos Locos 4 Ever!
Jesus on August 22, 2008 at 08:02
so fucking hilarious, i love women jokes, i keep getting men jokes
sent to me... like why did god make man first... he was just
practicing etc etc shit. lovely to have some ammo to send back
sent to me... like why did god make man first... he was just
practicing etc etc shit. lovely to have some ammo to send back
michelle on December 19, 2008 at 07:33
Apalling sexist rubbish - you should be ashamed of yourself (can I get
laid now?)
laid now?)
zof on December 28, 2008 at 10:55
in conjunction with number 11;
what do you call a woman with 2
black eyes and a bloody nose? -A slow learner
black eyes and a bloody nose? -A slow learner
joe shmoe on January 20, 2009 at 06:24
What do you call a woman with 1 black eye? A quick learner.
Dameshi on June 03, 2009 at 10:48
What do all battered women have in common?
They just Don't (SMACK)
ever (SMACK) Fucking Listen!!! (SMACK,SMACK)
ever (SMACK) Fucking Listen!!! (SMACK,SMACK)
Funnyman on June 03, 2009 at 10:42
women bitch about the jokes cuz theyre sposed to. men bitch about
these jokes cuz their moms made em one of the girls. makes ya wonder
if they ever had sex without hearing the words,''no daddy , no''
these jokes cuz their moms made em one of the girls. makes ya wonder
if they ever had sex without hearing the words,''no daddy , no''
x fetus on June 04, 2009 at 06:32
Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? A: THAT'S
NOT FUNNY!
NOT FUNNY!
doustoi on June 04, 2009 at 06:19
The Husband Store part2
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to
find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door
reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The second floor sign
reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids. The third
floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are
extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to
keep going. .......
find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door
reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The second floor sign
reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids. The third
floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are
extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to
keep going. .......
more on June 04, 2009 at 06:32
Husband store part 3
She goes to the fourth floor and sign
reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good
looking and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims,
"I can hardly stand it" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign
reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead
gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic
streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor
.......
reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good
looking and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims,
"I can hardly stand it" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign
reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead
gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic
streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor
.......
more3 on June 04, 2009 at 06:37
The Husband Store part 4
The sixth floor sign reads:
Floor 6 - You
are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
more4 on June 04, 2009 at 06:39
The Husband Store part 5
A new "Wives Store" opened across the
street. The first floor has wives that love sex. The second
floor has wives that love sex and have money. The third through
sixth floors have never been visited. women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
street. The first floor has wives that love sex. The second
floor has wives that love sex and have money. The third through
sixth floors have never been visited. women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
more5 on June 04, 2009 at 06:40
The Wives Store
A new "Wives Store" opened across the
street. The first floor has wives that love sex. The second
floor has wives that love sex and have money. The third through
sixth floors have never been visited.
street. The first floor has wives that love sex. The second
floor has wives that love sex and have money. The third through
sixth floors have never been visited.
more6 on June 04, 2009 at 06:42
These arn't jokes, They're reality!
Jim on June 13, 2009 at 12:10
Anyone who thinks that these jokes aren't funny, YOU can go JUMP IN A
FIRE, you FEMINIST bitches. SO what if we make a remark about you
being in the kitchen. If you can make jokes about us, then we are
ENTITLED to make jokes about how your inability to understand football
and how much better a use your mouth is for sucking cock rather than
nagging about your period. Get over it.
FIRE, you FEMINIST bitches. SO what if we make a remark about you
being in the kitchen. If you can make jokes about us, then we are
ENTITLED to make jokes about how your inability to understand football
and how much better a use your mouth is for sucking cock rather than
nagging about your period. Get over it.
Alec on June 14, 2009 at 12:45
Let he or she without sin cast the first stone. Honestly if you can't
laugh at yourself who can you laugh at.
laugh at yourself who can you laugh at.
Demon on June 14, 2009 at 01:18
these jokes are awesome and im a chick. Alec, football is men throwing
a sphere and groaping other mens ass's and say its not homo at all.its
all about hockey they have skill, and u suk my cock cause its all that
ur good for in ur speak of a pathetic life:)
a sphere and groaping other mens ass's and say its not homo at all.its
all about hockey they have skill, and u suk my cock cause its all that
ur good for in ur speak of a pathetic life:)
lezbian twinki master on June 17, 2009 at 09:35
I don't understand the people that post negative comments on this
site. I mean clearly you searched for this site some how like "Woman
Jokes" on google or something. Honestly, If you don't like this
content you shouldn't be searching for it in the first place.
site. I mean clearly you searched for this site some how like "Woman
Jokes" on google or something. Honestly, If you don't like this
content you shouldn't be searching for it in the first place.
Anon1412 on June 21, 2009 at 12:07
You people are a fucking disapointment and women aren't for just
cleaning and all that crap! Women always have guys on ashort leash.
cleaning and all that crap! Women always have guys on ashort leash.
againstsexist on June 21, 2009 at 08:20
why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left"? cos women have no
rights
rights
switch on June 23, 2009 at 07:48
What the hell is wrong with you women? I am a woman and these to me
are still funny as hell. Stop whining, bitching and complaining to
your men and they wouldn't have to have jokes about you! These are
golden !!!!! Keep it up! Definitely sharing these with a few people !!
are still funny as hell. Stop whining, bitching and complaining to
your men and they wouldn't have to have jokes about you! These are
golden !!!!! Keep it up! Definitely sharing these with a few people !!
Cerise on June 24, 2009 at 07:29
What is a woman?
A life-support system for a cunt.
Jeff on June 26, 2009 at 12:02
A little boy in the 2nd grade comes home to his father one day after
school. The little boy tells the father, "I heard two new words
today, but I don't know what they mean". The father asks his son,
"What are the two new words"? The son tells the father, "Pussy and
cunt". "Well",the father says,"You remember when you were younger,and
you and your mother took a shower together? Remember that hairy slit
between her legs? That's a pussy.And a cunt's the rest of it".
school. The little boy tells the father, "I heard two new words
today, but I don't know what they mean". The father asks his son,
"What are the two new words"? The son tells the father, "Pussy and
cunt". "Well",the father says,"You remember when you were younger,and
you and your mother took a shower together? Remember that hairy slit
between her legs? That's a pussy.And a cunt's the rest of it".
Jeff2 on June 26, 2009 at 12:11
What do you call a worthless piece of shit around a pussy?
The woman.
Jeff3 on June 26, 2009 at 12:14
What is a woman?
The beginning of a credit card.
Jeff4 on June 26, 2009 at 12:16
There is one food in the entire universe that will take away a woman's
sexual appetite completely. What is it? Wedding cake.
sexual appetite completely. What is it? Wedding cake.
Jeff5 on June 26, 2009 at 12:20
Why can't a lesbian wear make-up and diet at the same time?
She can't
eat Jenny Craig and have Mary Kay on her face at the same time.
eat Jenny Craig and have Mary Kay on her face at the same time.
Jeff6 on June 26, 2009 at 12:24
haha these are amazing. i'm a girl and i can still laugh at these.
some of you other girls just take things too seriously
some of you other girls just take things too seriously
soccerchick on June 27, 2009 at 10:03
For my female compatriots that are offended by these jokes, I can only
wonder who lit the fuse on your tampon, most of these are hilarious
and obviously in jest. I have tits and I have told some of these jokes
REPEATEDLY. For those of you who bitch about the man-bashing by women,
suck it up Women were widely regarded as fluffheaded housewives for
hundreds, if not thousands of years, we've only relatively recently
seen men being cast as the fool in the media. Either way, sexism is
funny
wonder who lit the fuse on your tampon, most of these are hilarious
and obviously in jest. I have tits and I have told some of these jokes
REPEATEDLY. For those of you who bitch about the man-bashing by women,
suck it up Women were widely regarded as fluffheaded housewives for
hundreds, if not thousands of years, we've only relatively recently
seen men being cast as the fool in the media. Either way, sexism is
funny
That girl on June 30, 2009 at 02:59
*high 5*
HAH! on June 30, 2009 at 09:42
these are funny, people who dont think they are funny, why are you
reading them?? everyone knows that ever since they got right (they
being women) theyve been uining our fun and trying to take everything
for themselves...and not letting us have one thing we can do HOW THE
FUCK WOULD WOMEN FEEL IF I JUST STARTED SHOOTING BABIES OUTTA MY
ASS??? THEN WE WOULDNT FUCKING NEED THEM...alas...i love one so very
much...i hope she can only forgive me for anything ive ever done to
her..1822
reading them?? everyone knows that ever since they got right (they
being women) theyve been uining our fun and trying to take everything
for themselves...and not letting us have one thing we can do HOW THE
FUCK WOULD WOMEN FEEL IF I JUST STARTED SHOOTING BABIES OUTTA MY
ASS??? THEN WE WOULDNT FUCKING NEED THEM...alas...i love one so very
much...i hope she can only forgive me for anything ive ever done to
her..1822
the defender on July 01, 2009 at 12:17
Well I think thats unfair on all those lovely ladies and us men should
be ashamed of ourselves for making such bad jokes about the fairer sex
be ashamed of ourselves for making such bad jokes about the fairer sex
Tart Lover on July 01, 2009 at 01:01
Why do women have small feet?
So they can get close to the
sink! What's long and hard and makes women groan? An Ironing
Board. women are like parking spaces, normally all the good ones
are taken. So, occasionally, when no one's looking, you have to stick
it in a disabled one.
sink! What's long and hard and makes women groan? An Ironing
Board. women are like parking spaces, normally all the good ones
are taken. So, occasionally, when no one's looking, you have to stick
it in a disabled one.
Slapper on July 01, 2009 at 03:15
Every woman complaining about this needs to stop burning her bra and
start cooking dinner. Fucking Feminists.
start cooking dinner. Fucking Feminists.
Tiffany Ann on July 01, 2009 at 08:28
A man is driving along, when a woman steps in his way. He doesn't
manage to stop in time, and she gets run over. Whose fault is
it? The man's. He shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.
manage to stop in time, and she gets run over. Whose fault is
it? The man's. He shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.
Boris on July 02, 2009 at 05:31
How do you fix a broken dishwasher?
You slap her and tell her to get
back to work
back to work
Ron Burgandy on July 02, 2009 at 07:57
why do women have legs?...so they don't leave a snail trail from the
bedroom to the kitchen!
bedroom to the kitchen!
vil on July 03, 2009 at 02:08
LOL! The funniest I've seen in a long time...
Klas on July 03, 2009 at 09:17
I've been in an amazing relationship for almost 5 years, and I plan on
marrying her and making her the happiest woman on Earth. And yet we
BOTH laughed at ALL of these jokes. Do you know why the feminists and
PC police in this comment box are throwing such a fit? Because they
can't fathom that someone would find these jokes funny and STILL be an
honest and compassionate person. How do I know this is the case?
Because I haven't seen a single one of them ask or contest this fact.
Great jokes!
marrying her and making her the happiest woman on Earth. And yet we
BOTH laughed at ALL of these jokes. Do you know why the feminists and
PC police in this comment box are throwing such a fit? Because they
can't fathom that someone would find these jokes funny and STILL be an
honest and compassionate person. How do I know this is the case?
Because I haven't seen a single one of them ask or contest this fact.
Great jokes!
D-san on July 03, 2009 at 03:20
My girlfriend thought it was hilarious. Get over yourselves. Loved it!
Me on July 03, 2009 at 05:04
Lawlzz~! I LOVED number 28.
Mi-Mi on July 04, 2009 at 12:41
Not every woman who complains about these jokes is a feminist...I'm a
feminist and I thought these were kinda funny, but not hilarious.
feminist and I thought these were kinda funny, but not hilarious.
Feminist on July 05, 2009 at 06:45
Even funnier than the jokes were some of the comments. The jokes are
fuckin funny too. What is a woman? A life support for a pussy. HAHA!
Thats gold jerry! Gold!
fuckin funny too. What is a woman? A life support for a pussy. HAHA!
Thats gold jerry! Gold!
scrappy on July 07, 2009 at 10:56
ok these are sexist ill say it im a women but they are fucking funny
lol
lol
female on July 12, 2009 at 08:06
ha ha some of these are just plain out hilarious yet on the other hand
some were very sexist
some were very sexist
sammi on July 22, 2009 at 09:51
I can take a joke for a joke, but what I can't take are the dicks that
actually think that women are like this. Sure, some are, but that's
very few of them. Get over it. If you actually find a woman who will
sit at home, clean, give you BJs whenever, doesn't complain, and
that's all.. then you're extremely lucky and one of very, very
few. That said, my favorite one is this: How do you turn a fox into
an elephant? Marry it!
actually think that women are like this. Sure, some are, but that's
very few of them. Get over it. If you actually find a woman who will
sit at home, clean, give you BJs whenever, doesn't complain, and
that's all.. then you're extremely lucky and one of very, very
few. That said, my favorite one is this: How do you turn a fox into
an elephant? Marry it!
Alosia on July 23, 2009 at 12:01
Everyone here needs to lighten the hell up. . .seriously. We tell
male-jokes all the time and expect them to be totally cool with it,
but when they tell these jokes about us, everyone gets up in arms
about them being sexist. It's a joke. It's not meant to be serious. So
chill the hell out, k? =]
male-jokes all the time and expect them to be totally cool with it,
but when they tell these jokes about us, everyone gets up in arms
about them being sexist. It's a joke. It's not meant to be serious. So
chill the hell out, k? =]
Kaiti on July 23, 2009 at 12:17
i agree with kaiti. seriously, how many men get pissed off about women
tellin man jokes? i mean geez, ive been with my gf while shes told her
mates jokes about guys, and i dont upset, and she dont get upset when
i make woman jokes. some poeple need to get a sense of humour. but
then its always been the same, we all laugh when a black guy makes
jokes about a white guy, but when a white guy comes out with a black
joke, suddenly hes racist. this has to stop. learn to laugh at
yourselves people!
tellin man jokes? i mean geez, ive been with my gf while shes told her
mates jokes about guys, and i dont upset, and she dont get upset when
i make woman jokes. some poeple need to get a sense of humour. but
then its always been the same, we all laugh when a black guy makes
jokes about a white guy, but when a white guy comes out with a black
joke, suddenly hes racist. this has to stop. learn to laugh at
yourselves people!
dan the man on September 18, 2009 at 05:50
once the first thing a woman does after leaving a domestic abuse
shelter...the dishes if she knows whats good for her-lol....priceless
shelter...the dishes if she knows whats good for her-lol....priceless
frobie23 on October 03, 2009 at 12:52
This aint funny its the philosphy of life. The best I read all day
THANKS ! yee haw
THANKS ! yee haw
wheelnut53 on October 06, 2009 at 07:46
awesome. this is hilarious. my GF sat here and read them with me and
laughed. even at the two black eyes she was rolling she was laughing
so hard. women just suck at humor. my gf is the most real person ever
thats why i love her. she makes fun of women in SUVs on there cell all
the time. she made her own women joke, explaining the evolution of
women driving. from car to truck with brush guard. Love you April!
laughed. even at the two black eyes she was rolling she was laughing
so hard. women just suck at humor. my gf is the most real person ever
thats why i love her. she makes fun of women in SUVs on there cell all
the time. she made her own women joke, explaining the evolution of
women driving. from car to truck with brush guard. Love you April!
jax200 on October 06, 2009 at 11:10
Well if u think about it If God would have put pussy on a tree like a
peach we wouldnt be having this discussion PLUCK Fuck and TOSS IT
peach we wouldnt be having this discussion PLUCK Fuck and TOSS IT
SnaFu iz on October 07, 2009 at 04:52
why did man invent the shopping cart?
to teach women to walk
upright
upright
blahblahblah on October 07, 2009 at 11:26
i like pop tarts.
Mark Fontaine on October 10, 2009 at 02:44
What's the difference between a boner and a bonus?
you're wife will
blow the bonus
blow the bonus
bob j on October 11, 2009 at 08:02
women are peaces of shit and only good for a cuple of things
TONY on October 19, 2009 at 01:39
what's really funny is that guys who make jokes like this are always
pathetic and bed and even more pathetic in life...
pathetic and bed and even more pathetic in life...
YEAH.... RIGHT... on October 22, 2009 at 07:47
Hey,I'm a girl and I still thought these were funny.No one should be
angry and if a guy wouldn't be able to take a Man joke,he's a
bitch.Simple as that.
angry and if a guy wouldn't be able to take a Man joke,he's a
bitch.Simple as that.
Mallory on October 27, 2009 at 02:52
Right On, Mallory!! I didn't laugh at some but so what, these are good
for the most part.
for the most part.
Dick on November 05, 2009 at 03:08
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