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Women Jokes

1. Why did God create woman?
-To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet.

2. If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
-The swallow.

3. How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex?
-Call her.

4. Why do women fake orgasms?
-Because they think men care.

5. What is the definition of "making love"
-Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her.

6. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
-Slow down and use a lubricant.

7. What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
- Oral sex makes your day. Anal sex makes your [w]HOLE weak.

8. How many sexists does it take to change a light bulb?
-None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

9.What's the difference between pre-menstrual tension and B.S.E?
-One's mad cow disease; the other's an agricultural problem.

10. Why does the bride always wear white?
-Because it's good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

11. What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
-Nothing, she's been told twice already.

12. How many men does it take to open a beer?
-None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in.

13. If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?
-Made her chain too long.

14. How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
-Marry it!

15. What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
-A battery has a positive side.

16. What are the three fastest means of communication?
-1) Internet 2) Telephone 3) Tel-a-woman

17. Why do hunters make the best lovers?
-Because they go deep in the bush, shoot more than once, and they eat what they shoot.

18. How are fat girls and mopeds alike?
-They're both fun to ride until your friends find out.

19. What should you give a woman who has everything?
-A man to show her how to work it.

20. How are tornadoes and marriage alike?
-They both begin with a lot of blowing and sucking, and in the end you lose your house.

21. Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle?
-She knows she's given her last blow job.

22. What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?
-A whore sleeps with everyone at the party while a bitch sleeps with everyone at the party except you.

23. What's the difference between your wife and your job?
-After 10 years the job still sucks.

24. What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
-Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

25. Why is the space between a women's breasts and her hips called "waist"?
-Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.

26. Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
-When you take it off, you wonder where her tits went.

27. How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
-Put a nipple on it.

28. Why did the woman cross the road?
-What's the bitch doing out of the kitchen in the first place?!

29. Why are there no female astronauts on the moon?
-'cause it doesn't need cleaning yet.

30. How is a woman like a condom?
-Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick
This is the most sexist piece of crap I have ever seen. I hope you are
ashamed of yourself.
Robert on February 27, 2007 at 10:36
this is the most sexist peice of crap i have ever seen. i hope you are
proud of yourself.:)
creto on March 06, 2007 at 12:20
This is hilarious, I'm proud of you
T on March 08, 2007 at 12:41
That was funny as...please add more!!!!!
Kripton on March 08, 2007 at 06:50
I LOVE U sexist jokes rule!
ryan on March 20, 2007 at 02:42
why dont women need to wear watches? because theres a clock on the
stove
bing bong on March 22, 2007 at 06:02
these are GREAT keep it up
brian on March 25, 2007 at 09:28
Creto get a life ya slag
Bitch Slapper on March 28, 2007 at 10:51
thsi is absolutely wonderful, keep it up
Todd on March 31, 2007 at 07:44
HOW CAN YOU TELL IF A WOMAN IS HAVING AN ORGASM? WHO FUCKING CARES!
Bill on April 01, 2007 at 03:24
awesome, more!
john on April 08, 2007 at 07:00
Oh come on some of these are funny as hell.
Tiffany on April 09, 2007 at 09:09
You are in your house with the doors locked,The dogs barking at one
door to let him in and your wife at the other door bitching to let her
in, who do you let in first? The dog because you will know it will
shut up
Justin on April 11, 2007 at 06:57
lmao these are gold. shutup robert pretending your not laughing aswell
wont get you a gf either :P
Chaz on April 12, 2007 at 06:36
lmao what do you call a party where half the women are on their
periods and the other half have a yeast infection? A whine and cheese
party
Josh on April 14, 2007 at 09:38
some of these are funny, but some of them are just plain disgusting.
And fuck that, my mans in the kitchen more than i am because a real
man does what he can.
Daisy on April 20, 2007 at 09:43
god this stuff is funny write some more
bob on April 20, 2007 at 04:01
He's trying to make up for all the women he slept with at work.
Daisy is lazy on April 23, 2007 at 10:15
They are very good!!!!
hahahahahahahahaha on April 24, 2007 at 02:07
HA HA HA Laugh out loud FUNNY!!!
your dad on April 24, 2007 at 07:23
I love this site... and so does my girlfriend
Shooter on April 26, 2007 at 02:09
All of these lil pansie-mo'fo's need to shut the hell up! They
probably never hada woman to begin with! Go watch some oprah!
The Rock on May 31, 2007 at 11:00
i cant believe (no really, i dont believe) that guys like you have
ever been in a relationship...the only way you guys probably get laid
is if you pay for it (even then im amazed that you guys get any)
wtf on July 06, 2007 at 12:45
I could stomp on each joke individually with my scathing satire but
there's one glaring issue here. Somebody has called these things
jokes... and they're not funny. Lamenesh indeed.
Nutkin on July 10, 2007 at 10:14
shutup nutkin LMAO dese jks aaare a crak upp...... keep it up m8
corey on September 17, 2007 at 05:10
YOU RULE
DEREK on September 19, 2007 at 09:15
kaka pee pee
poop on September 19, 2007 at 09:15
why don't women need umbrellas? it doesn't rain between the kitchen
and the bedroom
katie shannon on October 08, 2007 at 08:57
the best part is that they are just funny and true and girls get so
mad about it."cheer up pussy cat" dont act like your better then us
Evan on November 04, 2007 at 07:46
ALL WOMEN ARE DUMB BITCHES WHO DESERVE TO BE RAPED
HAIRY CUNT on November 05, 2007 at 02:59
WOMEN are such shallow self-indulgemnt cunts they dont get real jokes
WHOO YEAH on November 05, 2007 at 03:02
Why don't women need drivers licenses? Because there's no road
between the kitchen and the bedroom!
B-Rad on December 05, 2007 at 03:40
Guys, you need to get over this. some of these jokes are funny. but
they are really sexist, so be careful when and where you use them, if
you want to use them at all. i dont think anyone is taking this
seriously enough for it to be sexist, its really just playing around.
Asher on December 16, 2007 at 01:23
um, women joke about their man/men in general all of the time, but
when the men do it, it's sexist? I'm pretty sure that fact supports
half of the jokes on this board. Get over yourself; funny is funny
but it's wrong when a man does it? on December 20, 2007 at 10:20
I agree with "but it's wrong..." If men are not allowed to make fun
of women, then women need to stop all the man bashing/hating they do.
These jokes are far tamer than some of the crap women (and the media)
throw at men. Most of what gets thrown at men is bull$hit to begin
with, but then society accepts it as the "truth" since we hear it so
much or "I saw it on TV so it is true". Misandry is just as bad as
misogyny, but for some reason misandry is socially acceptable. ENOUGH
IS ENOUGH!!
Joe on December 21, 2007 at 01:38
funny.. but how do half these guys get laid?
honey on December 22, 2007 at 04:54
Women..you need to stop complaining about these jokes. there are
PLENTY of jokes about men. calm down
Austin on December 23, 2007 at 12:43
completely sexist and apalling. Pretty funny
Pasco on December 23, 2007 at 06:41
Everyone that complains about this site is a dumb cunt that can't take
a joke for a joke.
O'Doyle Rules on December 24, 2007 at 06:20
Fuckin' Hilarious. Keep 'em comin'! And if you can't take the
jokes, GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN!
jpm on December 30, 2007 at 12:45
A:Do you want to hear a joke? B:Yeah, sure. A: Womans
rights! This one always gets laughs or groans, depending or the
gender and/or the sense of humour of the person hearing the joke. Or
death threats, but that's why we don't tell feminists jokes.
hv on December 30, 2007 at 10:34
Even though this is about women and i'm a girl, I thought this was
hilarious.
Jazzy on December 31, 2007 at 09:19
dese r some helllsa funny jokes. all women r bitches
the chicken man on January 05, 2008 at 02:30
these are funny and yeah sure this is a time and place to use not to
your mom or the girl you want to fu ck so really its a guy thing to
tell jokes as its a girl thing to discusse guys behind there backs it
just happens these made a website your gossip hasnt to bad this is
awsome
Dallas on January 10, 2008 at 10:26
ha ha ha this is some seriously funny shit i love it butwhats with all
the woman who cant take a joke its true you bitch about us all the
time so shut the fuck up and get back to the kitchen now!
james on January 15, 2008 at 04:05
"Robert" said: This is the most sexist piece of crap I have ever
seen. I hope you are ashamed of yourself. I THINK SOMEONE'S A
FAG!!!
Bobby on January 19, 2008 at 02:51
LOL NUMBER 18. ENOUGH SAID
Ben on February 02, 2008 at 08:10
haha number 18 all day
gimme bop on February 04, 2008 at 06:18
dude these jokes are great. what does SLAG mean?
Pfysh on February 05, 2008 at 11:01
whats a woman and a washing machine got in common? they both drip
when there fucked
that_phucker on February 08, 2008 at 02:59
The Husband Store A brand new store has just opened in New York
City that sells Husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they
have to follow the instructions at the entrance: "You may visit
this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of the
products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item
from a particular floor or may choose to go up to the next floor, but
you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building!"
bigginhairyhardtocarry on February 14, 2008 at 05:10
Fuck niggers
nigger on February 25, 2008 at 10:46
These were awesome! add more, i got a good one to, how do you
change a dish washer into a snow blower? - give her a shovel
Mike on February 25, 2008 at 02:24
fuk these hoes bitching about the jokes keep the cock in ur mouths
slutts
j remy on February 26, 2008 at 09:40
YES! This site is awesome great jokes! Oh yeah and for the whiny
bitchy women who are on this site and are like "I'm a stupid woman who
doesn't know anything and thinks this site is sexest" GET THE FUCK
BACK IN THE KITCHEN!!!
Kyle and Zack! on March 01, 2008 at 03:46
my wife and I thought these were hilarious, and for those who are
whining, if you can't have a sense of humor about it than don't read
them.
flash on March 02, 2008 at 11:49
This is just priceless. If you don't have enough of a sense of humor
to enjoy this then stop reading.
Frank the Tank on March 11, 2008 at 08:09
that was awesome. How come women can bash us but we are not allowed
to turn it around. Reminds me of all the 2 faced people out there.
Look, if we are all for equality, then lets let the professional
boxing women get in the ring with the professional boxing men..that
would be fair. They are in the same ring, getting the same pay
equality...jeez quit your whining and pop in the tampon!!
slamd097 on March 24, 2008 at 12:35
I'm a woman, and I still think these jokes are funny as hell.
Seriously, if you're offended by these, get off the computer and go
finish the dishes.
rabbit66328292 on May 08, 2008 at 01:31
more please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tyler and seth from osseo on May 14, 2008 at 05:22
If youre a woman offended by these jokes.. fuck you, you suck
theyre all true and if youre not a woman and youre offended by
these jokes fuck you even worse because youre a faggot, and theyre
funnier than your existence
naaa on May 18, 2008 at 11:11
What's the first thing a woman does when she gets home from the
safehouse? The dishes if she knows what's good for her !!!
Joshua on May 24, 2008 at 06:38
Some people could really do with lightening up. Yes these jokes are
appallingly sexist, but the fact people consider them jokes, not
statements of fact, shows that the person telling them doesn't really
believe them. It's just like any other offensive joke genre, the only
people you should worry about are the people that live by the mantras
the jokes present, but don't laugh at them.
Bats on May 26, 2008 at 12:07
Most of these jokes are pretty funny, but this shouldn't be a forum
for why girls are better or why guys are better. Whether you want to
believe it or not, both sexes are equal and should appreciate each
other. With out one another, no one would exist.
Lauren on May 26, 2008 at 01:45
ROBERT GO FUCK YOURSELF!!! this is funny shit
A. T. Bagger on June 11, 2008 at 07:44
daisy u suck these jokes rock except a few were bad
cool guy lawlz on June 11, 2008 at 10:18
these are fucking sexist u fuck head screw u
cool guy lawlz is a dipshit on June 11, 2008 at 10:19
don't fucking talk to me u bitch ass
who the fuck is this on June 11, 2008 at 10:20
wow i love the jokes haha remember people there just jokes if you
get offended, chances are you relate to the joke hahaha relax
samantha on June 12, 2008 at 12:01
why do women write so long posts, wont the food get burnt in the
kitchen
batura1 on June 17, 2008 at 01:22
lol these are sexist but seeing how they're JOKES I laughed anyway
madawg on July 06, 2008 at 10:25
Haha, that was awesome.
Li Zhang on July 06, 2008 at 10:46
What's strong enough for a man but built for a woman? The back of my
hand...
fatty on July 06, 2008 at 03:35
AWESOMEE i love itt alll and the first guy that wrote: take a joke!!!
its not actually sexist, the people are just jokinm gits fuking funny
steph<3 on July 18, 2008 at 10:13
These were supposed to be jokes? I thought they were documented
facts!
Jim Smith on August 06, 2008 at 07:33
whats the differance between a washing machine and a woman? A
washing machine wont follow you around when you dump a load in it
just joking on August 15, 2008 at 05:27
Why are womens feet smaller than mens? It's an evolutionary thing, so
they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
Mec on August 18, 2008 at 04:10
Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they
smell bad.
Chris on August 18, 2008 at 06:02
Fuck all of u complainers! that was funny, no doubt about it. Jesus
has spoken, Peace out! Vatos Locos 4 Ever!
Jesus on August 22, 2008 at 08:02
so fucking hilarious, i love women jokes, i keep getting men jokes
sent to me... like why did god make man first... he was just
practicing etc etc shit. lovely to have some ammo to send back
michelle on December 19, 2008 at 07:33
Apalling sexist rubbish - you should be ashamed of yourself (can I get
laid now?)
zof on December 28, 2008 at 10:55
in conjunction with number 11; what do you call a woman with 2
black eyes and a bloody nose? -A slow learner
joe shmoe on January 20, 2009 at 06:24
These are not funny. And it's not because women "can't take a joke".
It's because you men are assholes and these jokes are inappropriate.
Jokes should not be made about a woman being beaten by her husband,
suggesting it's her fault. that's. not. funny. grow up and get a life.
bp. on February 10, 2011 at 09:44
Go fuck yourself. Your so damn stupid. Hmm let's think for a sec if
you find thing like this sexist then don't look it up you dumb broad
Riley on May 15, 2011 at 11:11
So for all those people here who were offended and thought this was
not funny... ever laugh at a dead baby joke?
riddler89 on May 17, 2011 at 12:58
what is the first thing a woman does when she gets out of the battered
womens' shelter? -the dishes if she knows whats good for her.
scotts on May 20, 2011 at 08:00
i am a woman and i enjoy these and idk why
frosting sack on June 05, 2011 at 08:58
LOL. Men and women offended: if you don't like it, just press Alt+F4.
No one cares. You searched this up yourself so you're at fault lmfao.
Cold bitches die alone. Take a joke lol. I laugh at any jokes. It's
called a sense of humor. Quit walking around with a dick up your ass,
unless you're a woman.
I don't give a fuck. on June 09, 2011 at 11:30
Why did god create yeast infections... so women know what its like to
put up with an irritating cunt too.
eglide1 on June 12, 2011 at 07:55
I AM OUTRAGED!!!!!.... that there aren't more jokes. keep it up
damn on July 08, 2011 at 01:06
HEYOOOOOOOOOOOO
Phil Roberge on July 08, 2011 at 04:25
Why should you never agree with a woman? Cause then you would be wrong
too!
Schlickit on July 09, 2011 at 12:45
my mom told me to look at the world from a women's point of view more
often, so i went to the kitchen and stared out the window
mitchell on July 09, 2011 at 10:06
How do you know when a women is about to say something smart for
once? -When it starts with "A man once told me. . ."
More?!?! on July 29, 2011 at 11:09
Why do women not need a drivers license? There is no car nor road
involved between the kitchen and the laundry room.
Even more?!?!? on July 29, 2011 at 11:13
Im female, and I personally find some of these jokes funny ;) Stop
the hater comments, its just a laugh
ImAGirl on August 03, 2011 at 07:12
Sexist jokes taught me how to be a womanizer. Thanks for the advice.
Alex on August 03, 2011 at 01:24
This is Xaman here and I approve this message.
Astro Empires on August 04, 2011 at 12:54
It's funny how they bitch the jokes are so terrible... What were you
searching for to find this site? Then you not only opened it but you
read, them all too? You fail. Btw, the jokes are great. I want
to hear more.
Mindy on August 04, 2011 at 01:27
I'm a chick and I am pissed that there are only this many jokes. I
enjoy the shit out of a good women bashing joke.
Kariboywatcher69 on August 05, 2011 at 11:44
If a tree falls next to a woman does anyone here it? Wtf is a tree
doing in the kitchen in the first place!!!!!
Redneck69 on August 08, 2011 at 12:17
women are stupid and i do not respect them
gary deel of clintwood va on August 10, 2011 at 09:15
bahahaha i'm a woman, and this shit is hilarious. take a joke people!!
alexa on August 12, 2011 at 08:56
why couldn't helen keller drive?. . . Cause she was a woman
jacob on August 18, 2011 at 11:12
Lol im a chick and i find this shit hilarious!
sarah on August 18, 2011 at 11:47
This is the most sexist piece of crap i have ever read......im proud
of you.....keep it up.....verry funny
GUSS on August 20, 2011 at 09:11
If you break open my head, 10 thousand little cunts will come falling
all over the floor. (George was right----thanks George).
George once Said-- on August 20, 2011 at 10:52
For all you sexist men see these horrible jokes from a womans point of
view, the kitchen sink
Magnum Man on August 21, 2011 at 06:21
Why did god give women legs? So they don't leave snail trails from
the kitchen to the living room. What does a a woman and a bowling
ball have in common? They're both picked up, fingered, then rolled in
the gutter. Why are women's feet smaller than men's? So they can
stand closer to the kitchen sink. (by the way, my wife told me
these.)
MarkXIX on August 22, 2011 at 05:10
I'm a girl and I tell these jokes all the time to my friends. We all
get a great laugh out of them! Any women who are freaking out just
take this shit way too personal. And the men who get so mad are
obviously either gay or pussys! This stuff rocks, i love it! (:
Amanda on August 29, 2011 at 01:30
My g/f loves these jokes and told me one: If a car hits a woman,
who is at fault? The car driver who should not have been driving in
the kitchen.
Yo Bro on August 30, 2011 at 12:59
This is straight up genious ....
Cory on September 04, 2011 at 07:37
Im a woman and im loving these! women, ya'll needa quit coming
uncunted over jokes.
Bekah on September 12, 2011 at 07:21
Why are women's feet shorter than men's? So they can stand closer to
the sink.
Bender on September 17, 2011 at 12:03
FBGM, atta boy keep putting them hoes down. keep ya pimp hand strong
boiiii
d'marcus williams on September 19, 2011 at 08:34
FBGM, atta boy keep putting them hoes down. keep ya pimp hand strong
boiiii
d'marcus williams on September 19, 2011 at 08:34
What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection? A quarter
pounder with cheese
Troy on September 21, 2011 at 12:05
Why can't Helen Kehler drive a car? Because she's a woman.
Nic on September 28, 2011 at 10:54
lol
hup on September 29, 2011 at 11:00
want to hear a joke? womens rights
tim sweeney on September 29, 2011 at 11:02
The mr. "hairy cunt" who previously made the statement all women
deserve to be raped...and by previously I mean 2007..ha
regardless..your a steaming pile of shit..and if I ever met you..id
rip your balls out of your ass..after of course I rammed my fist into
your stomach and ripped out your god damn spine. joking or not..go to
hell.
Jonathan on September 30, 2011 at 10:21
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? You slap her!
Hairy Chode on October 16, 2011 at 05:35
My gf loves sexist jokes.he once saw me on here, so I slaped her and
told her to stay in the kitchen. She found it so funny, she skipped
laughing, and went directly to crying!
Dick Buttkiss on November 01, 2011 at 09:27
Why that fuck are you hating on this website if you don't agree with
the sexist jokes... Get a life and stop hating on other peoples shit!
Keep the jokes coming!
Spencer on November 03, 2011 at 04:58
These are pretty funny. Nothing for anybody to get upset over though.
(:
Livewire on November 05, 2011 at 01:41
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick
question! Feminists can't change anything!
dagingerheadman on November 07, 2011 at 09:02
For all you women complaining I have a question- when did they put
computers in the kitchen?! Bitch know ur place!
kitchen bitch on November 14, 2011 at 06:47
A man says to his friend, “I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18
months.” The friend says, “Why not?” The man says, “I
don’t like to interrupt her.”
Ef Off on November 29, 2011 at 05:47
Question: Why did God give men penises? Answer: So men would at least
have one way to shut a woman up.
Marcus on November 29, 2011 at 05:58
Brilliant! Love them all.
Eliot on December 01, 2011 at 10:01
For reals ladies? Sensitive bitches. lol This Is why I'm sexist
towards my own kind. I make sexist jokes like this all the time.
Theyre funny as fuck. XD
Gabby on December 05, 2011 at 09:48
Me and my girlfriend are laughing so hard right now. Atleast she
thinks they're funny. ^_^
Devan on December 08, 2011 at 11:04
What's the biggest joke of all time? Womens rights!
dasboot22 on December 15, 2011 at 04:49
ha lol... how do you make a girl cum? -who gives a fuck...
dj on December 16, 2011 at 05:09
fuckers bitches assholes..... common wat a stupid fucking bitch jokes
nthin wow fuck u all..... fuck of bitches n bastards
booooo on December 22, 2011 at 05:05
i'm a woman and i think these are hilarious! they're are called jokes
for a reason.......stop complaining and laugh already! you'll live
longer
kate on December 23, 2011 at 11:26
Haha that shits funny. Oh and I recently found out that girls acually
do poop
Kenny muthafuckin Russell on December 26, 2011 at 11:29
Women are equal and they deserve respect, JUST KIDDING THEY SHOULD
SUCK MY DICK
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL on January 03, 2012 at 08:40
Whats strong enough for a women but made for a man THE BACK OF MY
HAND ---- TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL XD
Derek di Scipio on January 05, 2012 at 02:03
Yo girls why you on the computer? SHOULDNT you be in the MOTHERFUCKING
KITCHEN~!!!!!!!! NUKING ME A EGG ROLL
A guy that doesnt give a fuck on January 12, 2012 at 10:53
Why is God not a woman? Because then we would all be sandwiches :)
Jessica on January 13, 2012 at 06:24
How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow blows? Give the bitch a
shovel When is a guy the smartest, before, during , or after
sex? During because he's plugged into a fucking know-it-all
Steve on January 26, 2012 at 09:52
Oh my God! This shit is hilarious! Here's another one. Although, my gf
was like, "Well, u don't make sense, cuz u r wat u eat and that makes
u a cunt. So I'm like, wat does that make u miss anorexic?
ROTFLMAOOL on January 31, 2012 at 03:43
Me and my gf were about to leave home this morning and... My gf is
like, I'm going 2 work. So I'm like u need directions?? the kitchen is
two steps that way.
ROTFLMAOOLi on January 31, 2012 at 03:48
That is very wrong you should show a woman respect not treat her badly
at all respect her and she mite respect you
Bjduff on February 01, 2012 at 05:29
Lmao I love this ha ha ha Ginger gold out
Ginger gold on February 09, 2012 at 02:38
This shit's hilarious. I love sexist jokes. I'm a woman and I'm not
offended at all. To all who take offense...don't fucking read the
shit!
Hope McCarty on February 29, 2012 at 12:23
hahaha these are funny! why u ladies reading in the first place if ur
gonna get mad? typical girl.finding an excuse to get mad! why are
vagina and assholes so close together? so u can carry em home like a
six pack!
ronnie on March 04, 2012 at 10:42
Man: go in the kithen and make me a sammich women: ya well in the
kitchen is where all the knives are man: good. I like my sandwiches
cut in half
Jessie on March 12, 2012 at 12:11
what do you call the useless skin around a vagina? a woman
b fite on March 17, 2012 at 08:25
What does it mean when your man is gasping for breath in the
night? It means that you are not holding the pillow down tight
enough. ;-P
BabyCakes on March 18, 2012 at 02:49
Funny part is most of them got some truth to it
Mechanical bull rentals on March 26, 2012 at 10:06
Go to amirightfellas.com.
Middle on March 28, 2012 at 01:34
Go to amirightfellas.com. Get some man merch!!
MiddleJerm on March 28, 2012 at 01:36
Ahahahaha My fav one was: My wife asked me "What's on the TV?" I
said, "Dust!"
Sam on April 04, 2012 at 07:22
I'm confused. I thought women were restricted from this site? Oh,
hell. Go back to the bed and cry or something!
REALLY? on April 07, 2012 at 06:10
During an argument, my wife told me to look at things from her
perspective, in which I promptly replied that I already looked out the
kitchen window.
tonari on April 09, 2012 at 10:58
What do you call a squaw who has two periods a month? A 2-cycle injun.
bune on April 30, 2012 at 05:52
That's right, I have a vagina, and I thought these were HILARIOUS -
I've heard most of them, but still funny! Not that I even know where
the kitchen is in my house, because I'm a 'bad woman'...LOL
IHaveAVa-J-J on May 18, 2012 at 07:41
So made my day xD
Smily on June 06, 2012 at 07:41
I'm a girl & I though these were hilarious. I love "sexist" jokes &
anybody that takes them seriously needs a life. The only thing I
didn't like was the comment that said all women need to get raped.
That was really rude. But keep up the work with the jokes! (:
hahahaha on June 13, 2012 at 05:20
The people complaining about the joke but the jokes were hilarious. If
anything is "sexist" on this page, it would be the comments.
Lol? on June 20, 2012 at 07:46
As a woman who gladly cleans, does laundry, and cooks, I have to say,
I really enjoyed these jokes. So go ahead and say that they will
never get a girl friend, but as long as they understand the boundary
between laughing and doing, they probably will.
Woman in the kitchen on June 27, 2012 at 05:30
Did you know if you watch Cinderella backwards its about a woman
learning her place. haha
tony on June 30, 2012 at 10:40
Not for nothing but all of the top have of these jokes are amazingly
true... everything sad here is exactly what happens in a bad but
already two going on three yrs relationship... all true... wow
xtray on September 09, 2012 at 12:34
I thought this shit was really funny. Anyone that thinks this is
sexist is a faggot. its just a joke. and anyone that is offended by me
using the word faggot is a stupid queer.
RealShit on September 26, 2012 at 12:04
i told him that when he stops sniffing on me, i will stop offending
the bitches
WhoseMouthHasBeenSealed on September 27, 2012 at 10:31
Hey faggot is not a nice word,it offends the Butt pirates.
Cartman on October 31, 2012 at 01:56
what does a lesbian want for christmas more than anything else? a
brand new carpet to munch on. another very good reason why us straight
guys can't meet a decent normal woman anymore, and these low life
piece of garbage women are everywhere now. even the straight ones have
an attitude problem. SICK BITCHES.
very true on November 25, 2012 at 05:37
wow, you know men will follow a woman around like a sick puppy, leave
a man alone and he will starve to death or die in his own filth. :)
men can't live with out us lol
u dont care who i am on December 04, 2012 at 06:33
What do you tell a woman with a fat lip and black eye?nothing she has
already been told.lmfao
nakedzombie on December 26, 2012 at 11:15
I'm a woman, 29, luhv luhv this site. All the rest of u whores need to
shut ur cum buckets and take a joke.
eva braun on December 31, 2012 at 05:58
hahah,these are funny as fuck! i'm a woman and even i think sexist
jokes are funny. ; p
taylor on January 04, 2013 at 07:30
IT IS A SHAME ON YOU TAYLOR, AND WOMEN DON'T DESERVE TO BE RAPED! IF
THEY DO, THEN MEN DESRVE TO BE SPAT ON AND ALSO BADLY ABOUT AND ILL
TREATED! WOMEN ALWAYS RULE!
Blahblahblah on January 10, 2013 at 03:32
I like it when men tell me what to do. Go dominant men
sexygurll on January 23, 2013 at 09:30
Women thinking men cant get laided coz they dont like these jokes are
the type of women u probably dnt wana fuck anyway
He Who Is Legend on January 30, 2013 at 08:58
10 outta 10
Tycwer on January 30, 2013 at 09:58
Men are so bitches than women. The women which sell her body is not
women. Do not say like these jokes the are not funny. I hate like
these sits
sssssssssss on February 06, 2013 at 01:28
Did any of you think how a WOMEN might feel about these jokes!? Well
I've got a joke for you men. Why are men so strong? Because their
always using their hands when the women aren't around.
Women on February 10, 2013 at 04:02
lol what a tard
re:women on February 25, 2013 at 07:37
Men are so bitches than women. The women which sell her body is
not women. Do not say like these jokes the are not funny. I hate
like these sits sssssssssss on February 06, 2013 at 01:28 this is
why i do not respect women
the truth on March 05, 2013 at 06:52
I thought these we funny and I'm a girl, in fact my boyfriend and i
were sitting here reading these. THEY ARE JUST JOKES PEOPLE SO DON'T
FREAK OUT JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE A LITTLE "SEXIST". the women who did
post on this that said this was terrible clearly have no sense of
humor. these are just jokes everyone so stop freaking out.
A Woman on March 05, 2013 at 06:46
Q: What is the similarity between women and dog shit. A: The older
they get, the easier they are to pick up.
zetlander on March 09, 2013 at 04:03
Why do women have big nose? Cuz air is free.
n00u on March 15, 2013 at 11:13
people who are complaining about this. SHUT UP! Let's face it, woman
are vastly inferior to men (and yes, I AM a girl) just accept the
fact. Us women should just shut up and do as we are told. So, women,
either get back in the kitchen and make a sandwich, start cleaning up,
or blow a guy. (I personally wouldn't mind if a man made me work or
pleasure him while he relaxed and did nothing. In fact, I'd be happy
to have a man dominate me and put me in my place and I'd try my best
to please him)
HappyGirl on April 01, 2013 at 03:38
What's the funniest jokes of all? Woman are earning 65% of college
degrees now, and working and making more money than men. Joke all you
want while you're living in your mom's house at 35.
D to the izzle on April 10, 2013 at 07:50
dude you guys are hella mean
cock on April 15, 2013 at 05:29
What takes up 12 parking spaces? 6 women drivers
bevan11 on April 23, 2013 at 12:38
How do guys that find these jokes AMAZING get laid? "you treat girls
like dirt, and they will stick to you like mud." jokes are called
"jokes" because they are not serious..
Average Joe on May 25, 2013 at 12:45
Blahblahblah... so you are saying a women being raped is equivalent to
a man being spat on?.... and you think WE'RE sexist?...
Joe Bagga doughnuts on May 25, 2013 at 12:59
*They're
To: Women on May 25, 2013 at 01:02
Why is eating pussy from a HAVEN shelter best? It comes already
battered.
Harry Dick on May 25, 2013 at 09:30
Heres the thing.. I'm a female.. and I find these hilarious! It's not
because I'm promoting them, but why else do we find racist jokes
funny? It's not because we truly believe that if a black person is
stealing your TV at night you're going to think it's floating in
midair.. it's because these are so ridiculous it's funny.
NATASCHA on May 26, 2013 at 03:46
Nothing wrong in this women also make jokes on guys and all those guys
who are complaining should consider a sex change probably that suits
you better
Pankaj on May 26, 2013 at 06:07
Hahaha, people, relax. It's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard.
I'm a girl, and there are freaking awesome!
Elizabeth on May 30, 2013 at 04:43
Real men aren't sexist pigs. Oh, sorry, that's insulting to the pig.
HF on June 04, 2013 at 06:11
that one guy said all women should be raped. FUCK YOU PIECE OF SHIT.
you have never fucked anyone but your hand.
maria on June 05, 2013 at 08:52
These jokes are seriously sexist and insulting to women!! I get that
women can discriminate against men, but the difference is that men
currently hold the power; they're paid more for the same job, dominate
the high paying jobs, are portrayed better (and more often) in movies
and traditionally (and often now) dominate the household as the alpha.
I'm blonde and will have a good laugh at blonde jokes, but blonde
women are not treated any worse than others. This is a completely
different scenario.
Isabel on June 20, 2013 at 04:08
this makes men look like idiot slags
matt on July 08, 2013 at 03:56
If men had all the power pussy would be on every corner... Why do
women wear panties??? Because state law requires that every man hole
be covered when not in use... Suck on that bitches
FireKracker on July 12, 2013 at 07:13
Why did God give women yeast infections ? So they know what It's
like to live with an annoying cunt
Mel on July 13, 2013 at 09:51
Lol. If all you bitches are getting butthurt about this, then why are
you reading them?
RickJamesBitch on July 18, 2013 at 12:24
The guy who says all women shud be raped...,are u a product,or outcome
of rape by any chance?
bibo on July 23, 2013 at 07:18
@D to the izzle that's not close to true most well paying companies
shy away from hiring women still
HHK on July 28, 2013 at 10:23
I'm a woman and this is hilarious!
Chelby on August 19, 2013 at 04:43
How simple,of a bastard do u have to be to get your feelings hurt over
a joke.these fucker's are some no laughter,no love,no life people,if u
can't laugh,your ass must have been potty trained at Fukien gun
point..get a fucken grip dumb ass'ess
Bakers on August 26, 2013 at 10:54
What's the smartest thing to come out of a woman's mouth. Einsteins
cock. Lol.
Baloni joe on August 26, 2013 at 08:00
chicks are retards wit tits haha
pdc03 on October 01, 2013 at 12:16
umm to all the guys who say that this guy doesn't have a girlfriend or
that he will never get laid...false. these jokes are funny. that
doesn't mean he is actually sexist and it certainly doesn't mean he
doesn't get laid. say what you want but a comedian can be serious, a
cyclist can drive, and cop can break the law. just because he has a
sight of sexist jokes doesn't mean he cant get a girlfriend or that he
hates women it just means he appreciates humor.
someone who knows on November 19, 2013 at 07:22
Why do women get paid less than men? Because they don't beg hard
enough for it.
thedude on December 30, 2013 at 06:33
I am Marian by name. Greetings to every one that is reading this
testimony. I have been rejected by my husband after three(3) years of
marriage just because another woman had a spell on him and he left me
and the kid to suffer. one day when i was reading through the web, i
saw a post on how this spell caster on this address
dr.okorospelltemple01@gmail.com, have help a woman to get back her
husband and i gave him a reply to his address and he told me that a
woman had a spell on my husband and he
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