Woman:
Attempt to wake husband. Feed baby. Make breakfast. Change baby. Wake
kids. Dress kids. Walk dog. Feed baby. Drive kids to school. Drag
husband out of bed. Do laundry. Iron clothes. Clean house. Make
husband lunch. Feed and change baby. Clean house again. Walk dog
again. Pick up kids. Pick up school stuff. Clean up dog's mess. Make
dinner. Call repair man, plumber, electrician, and exterminator. Swat
flies. Yell at kids. Put kids to bed. Change baby. Go to Wal-Mart to
stand on line for three hours to get one bag of chips for husband.
Clean house again. Go to bed. Get up. Comfort baby. Let dog out.
Change baby. Let dog in. Get 10 minutes of sleep.
Man:
Sleep. Go to work. Sleep. Drink coffee. Have wife pick up. Watch
football and drink beer. Fall asleep. Go to bathroom. Lift one heavy
object for begging wife. Go to bed. Yell at wife to feed baby.
Attempt to wake husband. Feed baby. Make breakfast. Change baby. Wake
kids. Dress kids. Walk dog. Feed baby. Drive kids to school. Drag
husband out of bed. Do laundry. Iron clothes. Clean house. Make
husband lunch. Feed and change baby. Clean house again. Walk dog
again. Pick up kids. Pick up school stuff. Clean up dog's mess. Make
dinner. Call repair man, plumber, electrician, and exterminator. Swat
flies. Yell at kids. Put kids to bed. Change baby. Go to Wal-Mart to
stand on line for three hours to get one bag of chips for husband.
Clean house again. Go to bed. Get up. Comfort baby. Let dog out.
Change baby. Let dog in. Get 10 minutes of sleep.
Man:
Sleep. Go to work. Sleep. Drink coffee. Have wife pick up. Watch
football and drink beer. Fall asleep. Go to bathroom. Lift one heavy
object for begging wife. Go to bed. Yell at wife to feed baby.
Not all true.
Tommeh on November 18, 2006 at 02:09
Really close... I was married to such a dick once, and he thought he
was so great because he was earning the money
was so great because he was earning the money
Daphne on December 05, 2006 at 01:11
well if he was earning the money, why not cut him out of the
equation... how would you do without the money? good? thought
not
equation... how would you do without the money? good? thought
not
Drew on April 03, 2007 at 05:27
wtf
wtf on April 29, 2007 at 10:34
the problem is kids, if people stop raising kids no one suffers, just
raise taxes and give your kid to the government so it can raise it
properly
raise taxes and give your kid to the government so it can raise it
properly
Al Gore on May 27, 2007 at 05:33
lie... total lie
haha on September 29, 2007 at 08:53
im 100% agreed wif dat.
all they juz noe is sit back n watch their
penis grow!
penis grow!
claire on February 27, 2008 at 11:15
To claire : Actually no we dont. I live with my girlfriend (In an
apartment that we both pay for) And i do most of the housework and
hold down a job. So would you still say that all i do is "sit back n
watch my penis grow!" ?
apartment that we both pay for) And i do most of the housework and
hold down a job. So would you still say that all i do is "sit back n
watch my penis grow!" ?
the neurtral on August 13, 2008 at 09:39
holy crap if my dad did that my mom would have shot him by now! He is
sooo not like that lol
sooo not like that lol
daddys girl on August 14, 2009 at 11:21
