1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a
$2 item that she doesn't want.
2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man
never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can
spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a
little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to
understand her at all.
5. Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot
more willing to die.
6. Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two
people remembering the same thing.
7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow
deteriorate during the night.
8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A
man marries a woman expecting that she won't change & she does.
9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says
after that is the beginning of a new argument.
10. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before
marriage & after marriage.
$2 item that she doesn't want.
2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man
never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can
spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a
little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to
understand her at all.
5. Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot
more willing to die.
6. Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two
people remembering the same thing.
7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow
deteriorate during the night.
8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A
man marries a woman expecting that she won't change & she does.
9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says
after that is the beginning of a new argument.
10. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before
marriage & after marriage.
jon on February 17, 2007 at 01:34
why do women change after marriage, is there somethen in the wedding
cake?
cake?
poo brainz on August 07, 2007 at 02:10
A woman who become your wife should be put in a pedestal. A man marry
a woman because he thinks she will be his present and longtime
partner. A good woman who turns into a wife will stand by his man for
better or for worst. That is why she should be loved forever.
a woman because he thinks she will be his present and longtime
partner. A good woman who turns into a wife will stand by his man for
better or for worst. That is why she should be loved forever.
Adelaida G. Lagrimas on September 25, 2007 at 12:02
And the husband is NOT to be loved forever, is that what you're saying
Adelaida? There is no pedestal that either should be placed upon, it's
supposed to be an equal relationship. Guy loves woman, woman loves
guy, guy does for woman, woman does for guy. Compromise where you
must, and both must admit when they are wrong. Neither needs to have
special treatment.
Adelaida? There is no pedestal that either should be placed upon, it's
supposed to be an equal relationship. Guy loves woman, woman loves
guy, guy does for woman, woman does for guy. Compromise where you
must, and both must admit when they are wrong. Neither needs to have
special treatment.
Fiduridu on January 19, 2009 at 09:48

complain that were not perfect.