MEN ACCORDING TO WOMEN
1. Nice men are ugly.
2. Handsome men are not nice.
3. Men who are both nice and handsome are gay.
4. Men who are handsome, nice, and heterosexual are
5. Men who are not so handsome, but are
nice men, have no money.
6. Men who are not so handsome, but are
nice men with money think we are only after their
7. Handsome men without money are after
8. Handsome men, who are not so nice and
are somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are
9. Men who think we are beautiful, that
are heterosexual, somewhat nice and somewhat
and have money, are cowards.
10. Men who are somewhat handsome,
somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are
heterosexual,are shy and
NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!!
11. Men who never make the first move,
automatically lose interest in us when we take the
AND THEY SAY WOMEN ARE HARD TO UNDERSTAND!!!!!